I'm handing out flea and tick collars for Halloween

[Rabrrrrrr]

Damn kids ain't nothing but mobile launch platforms for lice, parasites, viruses, and other icky things.

:7

[DS1]

1. I'm just throwing buckets of lye in their faces

Or was it delousing powder? I forgot, remind me to not go to the hardware store drunk :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Just toss both

And be totally sure!

And throw your liquor empties at them, too. Help sterilize 'em.

[matcom]

2. me too!

but i'm handing it to them via 6 foot pole, through a WINDOW!

and after every child takes one, i spray the pole with Lysol

fucking HOSPITALS will be healthier on this night

[Rabrrrrrr]

That's a good idea!

I think I'll set up a pool of lysol that they have to swim through to get to the perimeter of my property, where I will pole them the stuff like you do.

That's such a wonderful idea!

Though I think that after I've put the pole out with their halloween treat, I'll just drop it on the ground and not risk bringing it inside, and use a different pole for the next group.

I'll also have a barn fan right behind me, blowing out the window, so there's no chance of those little germ-bombed bastards infecting into my home.

[Left Is Write]

3. "Flee" and tick?

;)

[hfojvt]

5. run away! run away!

You can run, but you can't hyde. The spelling police will track you down and bring you to justice.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. What do you mean?

Your eyesight must be going bad or something.

:shrug:

"flee"? Are you implying I'm afraid of the kids and would rather run away cowardly from them?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I'm kicking this one because I hate kids.

By the way, five of the SCOTUS (with Alito) are Catholic.

[Rising Phoenix]

9. lol

[Omphaloskepsis]

8. Ha..

I'm putting out a empty bucket on the porch with a sign that says, "Please only take one!"

That should keep them from doing bad things to my house. The little buggers will at least think I tried.

[sundog]

10. nice

:thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Thanks!

Seemed to work pretty well.

i think i just helped clean the city up a little bit.

[MissMarple]

12. I just gave a bunch of good stuff to our lone trick or treater.

We don't get very many. My daughter used to have Halloween parties. I really miss that. They were the academically motivated sometimes nerdier kids, they are really good to have around.

[EFerrari]

13. Oh no.

:rofl:

Our timer is all screwed up so there's no lights to our building.

No kids. Wahhh!