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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:01 PM Original message |
tell your favorite joke (no Brazilian jokes allowed) |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. You need to ban Crazy Guggenheim from this thread then |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. what did the fish say when it ran into a wall? |
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TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
3. Did you hear about the |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. yeah |
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TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:10 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Well then...did you hear |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder |
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Michigander4Dean (588 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:43 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Are you a "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" fan? |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:44 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. my dad told them to me. |
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Michigander4Dean (588 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:46 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Do you know if he's a fan? | nt |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 04:11 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. don't know |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:55 AM Response to Reply #11 |
62. Not done with the thread yet |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
7. how do you top a car |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
12. How much is a brazillion? |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 04:50 PM Original message |
So a string goes into a bar |
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MissMarple (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
23. LOL Here's an old one.How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
13. deleted dupe post |
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Kire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 02:18 AM Response to Reply #13 |
67. did you hear about the deleted dupe post by Patiod? |
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toey (568 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
14. what did the egg say to the boiling water? |
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suzbaby (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
15. Two muffins are sitting in the oven.... |
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lakemonster11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
16. What's brown and sticky? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
17. Bush visits Little Rotten Johnny's class |
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SIU_Blue (566 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
18. Did you hear about the two silkworms that got into a race? |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
19. Q: Hey, did you know diarrhea is hereditary? |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 10:28 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. "Mods, I am SO sorry." |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
20. The only Brazillian joke I know is their auto racing team |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-01-05 07:38 AM Response to Reply #20 |
24. The only Brazilian auto racing team I know of is in the A1GP series |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. Why did the eskimo wash her clothes in tide? |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-01-05 07:41 AM Response to Original message |
25. Bigots. (nt) |
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rbnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-01-05 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
26. Why can't Helen Keller have kids? |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:59 AM Response to Reply #26 |
63. Freakin' *gorgeous*! |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
27. did you know that colubus was the first Republican |
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dubyaD40web (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
28. Big Bad Wolf |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
29. If it's neither here or there than were the hell is it? |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
30. why do you hate Brazil? |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:10 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. I don't |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:13 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. you obviously hate Brazil. Brazillions of us know this. |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:20 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. why don't you tell a joke? |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:49 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. okay....no more busting your chops. here's a fresh joke for you. |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:57 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. I must be an entertaining target. |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 01:00 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. I beg your pardon: "not very original"? |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. let's see. |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. ooooooooooo, thanks for teachering me up good there. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:19 AM Response to Reply #43 |
58. Hey, this ain't GD nor is is GD:Politics. |
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Cats Against Frist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #40 |
55. "omni-cleverness" |
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Left_Winger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
34. What is long, hard and full of seamen? |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:08 AM Response to Reply #34 |
57. :: groan :: I should've seen that one coming a mile off |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
36. Did you hear about the woman who backed into the |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
37. Did you hear about the cat that backed into the fan? |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
39. Why did the chicken |
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jeanarrett (813 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 02:01 AM Response to Reply #41 |
64. What's the definition of |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
42. One from my 6 year old nephew |
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Bombero1956 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 02:23 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. here's one |
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Bombero1956 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-03-05 02:31 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. another |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-04-05 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
47. A Panda walks into a bar, |
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AirmensMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-04-05 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
48. OK, get ready ... |
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tigersumtin (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-04-05 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
49. Three Lady's sitting at the bar, all of their husbands have the |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:32 AM Response to Reply #49 |
59. Hahahahahhahaaa. |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-04-05 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
50. W. is giving a Press Conference. |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-04-05 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
51. Okay, I was raised Catholic |
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mokawanis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-04-05 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
52. When I was born |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 02:05 AM Response to Reply #52 |
65. "He'll be here all weekend |
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mokawanis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
53. A horse walks into a bar |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
54. My favourite blonde joke of all time... |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 02:10 AM Response to Reply #54 |
66. I'm one, too, so, here goes |
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Cats Against Frist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:06 AM Response to Original message |
56. Three guys go for a job interview |
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grannylib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:44 AM Response to Original message |
60. You know how when geese fly they fly in formation, like a 'V' and one |
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mestup (756 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-05-05 01:52 AM Response to Original message |
61. A three legged dog walks into a bar carrying a shotgun... |
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