You know what would be biggest problem with being a Republican?

[Rabrrrrrr]

The problem is one of bodily flexibility:

Having your head stuck up your ass, your eyes turned backward to a time in the past that never existed, while you have to keep them also closed so you don't see the rampant hypocrisy and lies, your mouth eagerly swallowing the presidential cock, your asscheeks spread wide for the constant assfucking from the party, your nose pinched tightly closed so you don't notice the stench of the mess we're in, and having to leave your brain lying forgotten somewhere while also relying on it occasionally to come up with completely ludicrous spin and also to hold completely opposite ideas as truth at the same time, and constantly on your knees worshiping the American Jesus while need to stand so you can run from the truth with your fingers in your ears, while needing those ears open so you can get your daily speaking points from Rush and O'Reilly.

I don't know how they do it, but somehow, they do it.

:shrug:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. Truly disturbing visual image.

[Fox Mulder]

2. I don't know if I should...

laugh at this or puke.

:shrug:

[redqueen]

3. bush supporter

[SOteric]

4. If it were all that easy,

One good sneeze and they'd be unable to breed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. From your lips to God's ears!

[driver8]

5. OMG, that is hilarious!! May I use this description? I am on a

military veterans board and am one of three liberals that post there. The rest are Rethugs who love Bush and very pro war. They are always bashing "liberal pussies" and I would love to drop this one on them.

I can hear the heads exploding already!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Go ahead and use it

Though I've been thinking, and I've realized that I forgot about needing to stretch the mouth around the presidential cock far enough so that they can speak out both sides of it at the same time and also yell "politics of personal destruction" and "partisanship!" whenever someone holds them accountable; somehow their blood continues to circulate without a heart to pump it; and their eyes have to be constantly open and on the lookout for deviant and upatriotic behavior, while remaining closed and blind to injustice, poverty, and their own sin; and their brains somehow have to be filled with encyclopedia's worth of information on stuff they have no experience with, such as history, The Bible, other books they've never read and music they've never listened to and movies they've never seen, world politics, the feminist movement, and the Constitution.

[Elidor]

6. Holy shit, I never realized YOU were the Rude Pundit

It all makes so much sense now.

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. It's all about the mental state.

Outkast wrote a song about them.

I know you like to think your shit don't stink, but lean a little bit closer. Your roses really smell like poo poo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Heh heh - I like that!

A double slam! "Not only does your shit stink, but even your ROSES stink!"