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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 05:54 PM
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I shudder to think of what Cheney is going to be up to tonight....
I just see him eating extremely rare meat, dripping with blood...something he killed personally with Scalia at his side....his teeth wet with blood...the long table lit only by black candles....Lynn in a black robe with a hood behind him.....

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 05:56 PM
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1. Why do all that shit when you can murder 26,000 people and 2000
troops and make money off it?

The real horror is what he does every other day of his life. Whatever he is doing tonight is like a fucking valentine!
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 05:59 PM
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3. No, tonight he is celebrating his evil vileness
with some sort of ritualistic party.

Remember, I am a religion major (studying voodoo tonight)---I have an imagination
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 06:00 PM
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4. His reality is ten times worse than your imagination
just sayin' ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 05:56 PM
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2. Yeah, this is the night they let him out
from his undisclosed location. :scared:
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 06:01 PM
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5. He found out which parents in his neighborhood support the Democrats....
And is planning on giving their children razor blade apples later in the evening.
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 06:01 PM
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6. he's putting pins in apples
and handing out enlistment forms.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 06:04 PM
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7. Probably having the bolts in his neck tightened
and chewing the heads off of a couple of live wombats.*

*swiped shamelessly from "Boondocks"
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 06:08 PM
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8. But he was annointed by God to lead us.
Taking this country out of the depths of liberalism requires a man of honor and courage. :sarcasm:
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