What's the most tasteless Halloween costume that you have ever seen?

[TheMightyFavog]

My old number one was a guy who dressed as a priest and had a Cabbage Patch Kid sewed facefirst to the groin of his pants, but this one I saw in the Milwaukee paper today is my new number one.

[WeRQ4U]

1. Clever and aweful

I saw a kid at a basketball game the other night dressed as a tampon. He had cotton balls stuck all over him, with a long thread coming off the top of his head, and he had on red underwear and tights.

[ThatsMyBarack]

11. Sounds familiar

At one of my college Halloween parties (circa 1991), a tall, skinny guy from the basketball team wore the same costume. Disgusting! :evilfrown:

[ucmike]

2. "give terri her...." whats the last word?

we stopped at a liquor store last night and a guy dressed as jesus drove up in his beat up toyota and left with two cases of keystone. he was a dead ringer. me and my wife laughed hysterically, my sister and her husband were less than thrilled.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. Jesus buying cheap beer at a liqor store...

Almost sounds like a country song.

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Ass and something that starts with W.

:srug:

[gollygee]

5. Princess Diana with a steering wheel through her head

:/

[NewJeffCT]

14. I saw that one, too

And, her date was Dodi with a similar look

[Cannikin]

6. a priest costume with a life size boy doll's face attatched to the crotch

I laughed my ass off.

[Ramsey]

7. My trainer's idea

He was going to go as a terrorist bomber, with a towel wrapped on his head and a fake bomb strapped to his chest. When he told me this "great idea" last week, I was about the 25th person to tell him he should go back to the drawing board on that one. Somehow, he thought it would be funny. :shrug:

Apparently his girlfriend refused to go to the Halloween party with him if he actually wore that costume, so he had to come up with something else.

[democracyindanger]

8. I guess it was supposed to be a Buddhist monk

White girl in a bald-cap and robes, wearing fake thick glasses, squinting her eyes and biting her lower lip to create the impression of buck teeth, walking in mincing little steps with her palms pressed together in front of her. In San Francisco, of all places.

But yeah, your picture is pretty despicable, too.

[Quetzal]

9. A condom

[sniffa]

10. best costume evah!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sundog]

16. i'm laughing too

[CatBoreal]

12. I once went as the...

...corpse of Kurt Cobain.

I died my hair blond, painted my face white with blue/grey highlights, with blood coming out my mouth and a big blood clot in the back of my head. Wore ripped jeans and a flanel shirt.

Nearly scared one poor woman off the road on the drive to school and had my Marine Ecology prof do a double take.

[miss_kitty]

13. these two

the two in front

[merh]

18. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

I swear, they look like something off of "tales from the crypt" or "night of the living dead".

Someone forgot to bury them. :scared:

[WCGreen]

15. A guy I knew in College went to the OU Halloween

party in black face and three of his buddies dressed as KKK men...

They had him tied up in chains...

Real Ass Hole....

[bettyellen]

17. the crashed Staten Island Ferry, only about three weeks after all those

people had died and were maimed. he had dying barbies and kens glued to it.
actually i didn't see the guy, just the wisely abandoned costume in the corner at a party.

[misanthrope]

19. Jackie Kennedy...

...on the day of the assassination. Halloween of 1990.

The woman had the pink dress, the pillbox hat, everything down to a "T." Also included blood and brain matter all over her.

Not only was the costume spot-on, but the woman also bore a resemblence to Jackie.