Your cat vs. Godzilla: who wins?

[Padraig18]

OK, cat lovers, here's your chance to evaluate your cat's courage and physical prowess as a mighty hunter.

:P

[SOteric]

1. My cat would kill Godzilla in one millisecond master-stroke

and bring me his tattered, bloody corpse as a gift.

Not the aging, arthritic, enfeebled cat; the other one. He's fierce. He's cross-eyed, but he's huge and he's fierce.

[patdem]

2. I have four cats...I should be able to vote four times!!!

I have a cat who would ignore old Godzy..I have a cat that would run from Godzy...I have a cat that would tear Godzy limb from limb...and another who would...if she were moved to...but unlikely...even provocation cannot make her decide what to do???

One vote for four cats is unfair!!! I demand a recount!!!! See what electronic voting is doing to America????

[Padraig18]

7. No taxation without representation!

One, cat, one vote! :P

[onebigbadwulf]

3. Why does everyone own a cat?

They leave fur everywhere and their food and crap stinks up the house.

[catzies]

4. No one owns cats

They own you.

:)

[Padraig18]

6. Cats are management.

We are mere servants. :P

[arcane1]

8. that applies to any pet

and yeah, I find it odd that humans like to have animals roaming arouond the house free, despite my being a cat owner and former dog owner. I love it, but objectively it's odd :)

ps- who's "everyone"? There are a very few replies compared tot he size of DU's membership

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. Godzilla would win

He's like....10,000X bigger than a cat.

Jeez, this one was easy.

:D

[Padraig18]

9. kick

[HEyHEY]

10. Godzilla Hopefully

Little fucker deserves it

[BritishHuman]

11. Where's the option for...

"My cat would bring Godzilla into the house alive, then grow bored and wander off - leaving me to somehow get it back outside."

[alphafemale]

13. Now that's funny...proved yourself as sharing space with a cat you did.

<snicker>

[Padraig18]

14. LOL!

:P

[Search Party]

12. Let's see, Mr. Mary would probably

leave old 'zilla's tail on the front steps as a little gift.

"Look what I did, Dad! & don't ask where the rest of it is!"

[Wolfman 11]

15. my cat

would rub around his ankles until she realized that Godzilla is not going to feed her, then she'd run and jump on top of the TV and go to sleep. Got to love cats.