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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 09:22 AM
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CAPTION the All-lies
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larryepke Donating Member (524 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 09:23 AM
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1. How about...
Blair: "How do you get all the media to repeat your lies for you?"
Junior: "Tax cuts!"
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 09:28 AM
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2. Blair: "If you don't say anything bad about me,
I won't tell the press that the queen is making you stay at the Days Inn."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 10:06 AM
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3. Blair: it's working like a charm ... my account has doubled with no end
in sight ... thanks for giving me the heads up June '01 ... so, I might be voted out ... it's all about the pound, mate ... Cherie and I are rolling in quids ...

W: so, that's what quid quo pro means?
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 10:10 AM
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4. TB: Hey, George. I'm sure glad you're here
I need you to take some of the heat off me.

W: No problem! I'm used to heat down in Texas.
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psychopomp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 10:33 AM
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5. Blair: "That aftershave..?" *sniffffff* "Ahh.. Brute!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 11:19 AM
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6. George remember that one you owe me?...........
Charles's room is the third door on the left from your room.....
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 11:30 AM
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7. "And the queen really loves it if you grab yourself a few times
when you're being introduced. And don't forget that traditional pat on the queen's behind, okay? Boy, . . . I think you're set! She's really gonna love it."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 11:33 AM
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8. Listen, try to ignore the horse hanging from the chains in that one room
It's just a thing with their family.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 12:30 PM
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9. Wouldn't a CAPTION go good with that ham sandwich?
Give it up for lunch, DU!
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 12:55 PM
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10. Blair: I hope you brought your Viagra
nt
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 05:02 PM
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11. Bush is an Asshole ...
pass it on ... oops.


Cheers
Drifter
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 07:37 PM
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12. W: I'm toasted, how about you?
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 07:40 PM
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13. Thanks for the link to the links, cosmicdot
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 10:33 PM
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14. You prat, zip it up. We don't do that in Heathrow. You make me look like a
bloody ass, you're killing my career, and now your masturbating in my airport?!? I'm going to let those bloody protesters hang you instead of a statue....


Okay, so I can fantasize about Tony getting a spine? He used to be okay when he was best friends with Clinton.....

Politicat
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