CAPTION the Army recruiter!

[Robb]

"Now, honey, I'm not saying you have to shave your head. Didn't you see G.I. Jane?"

[brainshrub]

1. "When I started in the service I had hair like yours."

[gratuitous]

2. "In the Bush economy, it's not like you have a choice"

[soupkitchen]

3. Yeah, this is the same standard movie contract Jessica Lynch signed

[TahitiNut]

4. "Hello, fodder! Hello, mudder!"

Welcome to Camp Grenadier!

[TahitiNut]

5. "Perhaps you can't read? We're looking for a few good MEN."

[RobertSeattle]

6. 30 days of vacation a year, free Medical, free trips abroad...

[wysimdnwyg]

7. Hey, look, you might as well join up now

We're gonna have a draft in 2005 anyway.

[Superfly]

8. "Sign right here and I'll personally guarantee

you'll be assigned to a unit in Hawaii where you will perform duties in the MOS of your choice."

[underpants]

9. Is this the recruiter in Palestine WV?

I don't know if that is what you were going for there but in the Time magazine articles Jessica Lynch mentions going to Hawaii at least 4 times. She has not gotten there yet.

Anyway that does sound like domehting a recruiter would say.

[kyrasdad]

10. Sign here,

travel the world, see exotic places, meet interesting people, and kill them.