The Office Candidate-Joke Thread --Feel Free To Add Yours!!

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. How many Howard Dean supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(a): None - they already have the power!

2. How many John Kerry supporters does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

(a): 20 - One to screw it in and 19 to stand around waiting for a spark.

3. How many Wesley Clark supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(a): 11 - One to screw it in, five to criticize the direction of the bulb and five to go ask Clinton for help.

4. How many John Edwards supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(a): None - John Edwards supporters don't have electricity, silly.

5. How many Joe Lieberman supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(a): Joe Lieberman doesn't have any supporters. :D

So think of some of your own and post them. Lets have a laugh at everyone.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. Okay...how many Dennis Kucinich supporters does it take....

Answer: 201. One to screw it in and 200 to bitch about why it's not a solar powered lightbulb. :D

C'mon - doesn't anyone have anything?

[kmla]

2. Q: How many Bush supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Zero. They would rather try to screw Bill Clinton instead, and remain in the dark while doing so...

[Tyler Durden]

3. Many KUDOS.

Thanks for cheering me up. I've been on GD again.

[kmla]

4. Kick.

:kick:

[Tyler Durden]

5. Uno mas.

kickeroony.