Dirty Joke:

[Cannikin]

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his
deplorable infidelity, Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the mans
penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little
girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young
age

the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes
she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

[Jamastiene]

1. LOL. OMG. That's the best one I've heard in a long time.

:rofl: