Who do you have to f*** to get a reply around here?!

[NightTrain]

Jesus H. Christ, 99% of the threads I start get one or two replies, and that's it! :wtf:

[La_Serpiente]

1. .

:kick:

[bluestateguy]

2. Here

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Hi NightTrain. That will work.

How are you? Me, I'm doing okay, except I fear I have stayed up too late and am going to have a hard time getting up in the AM.

Take care ;)

[Red State Rebel]

4. Must be your superb command of the English language :)

Just kidding!! I personally don't care for F bombs. :)

[dreissig]

5. Sure Fire Thread Starter

Say something like "Dean Sucks!" You will get lots of replies.

[NightTrain]

7. But I *don't* think Dean sucks...

...especially since "Dean" happens to be my first name. :-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Me.

We can kill threads together.

[liberalhistorian]

8. Me, me, me!!!!!!!

Uh, sorry, that was my undignified instant gratification smart-ass unconsious speaking, not me!

BTW, sorry I haven't been in touch lately, and I really do want you to send me your book, yes, all of it. I'd like to read it.

[NightTrain]

9. Undignified instant gratification is what makes America great!

Hey, LH! I was wondering if I'd said something in my last e-mail to get you mad at me. Glad that's not the case! :hi:

[KCDem]

10. depends, are you M or F?

Then again, it doesn't really depend.

I feel the same way half the time. Posted my pic on another thread and got only 1 reply, when SOTeric and others each got about 10. Sigh, time to take some tranquilizers and go to bed.

[NightTrain]

17. That would be M, pretty much

I'm beginning to think the DU Lounge is like the Personals. Men place the most ads but the women get lots more replies. :shrug:

[Booberdawg]

11. LOL!

I'll reply to this one, but you don't have to fuck anyone. :hi:

[NightTrain]

15. Good thing I don't have to f*** anyone. I'm way out of practice!

At this point, infidelity means using my left hand! :evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

16. *snarf*

:evilgrin:

[RainDog]

20. You probably figured it out!

all those DU-ers trying to type with one hand! ;)

[theorist]

12. hi

[salinen]

14. ignored

they ignor me because i make too much sense.

[theorist]

23. not because of lack of capitalization?

[montana_hazeleyes]

37. I like

your broccoli.

[caledesi]

13. I love you NT. *from the heart*

[reprehensor]

18. So many threads...

And so many of them vanity threads.

But this is different. You asked...so...

You must F**K yourself. Yes, yourself. I'm sorry, but it's true. Now go do it. We'll all be waiting for you to finish, and will expect a full report.

None of the 'standard missionary' crap around here. Go get a chair or something. Be creative.

Regards.

[NightTrain]

19. I was hoping somebody would say that!

Now where the hell did I put that feather duster?

Uh-oh, this is turning into a sex thread. Beware the wrath of Skinner! :scared:

[Demonaut]

21. @@@@@@@@@@

@@@@@@@@@@...satisfied?

[smiley_glad_hands]

22. Zup?

n/t

[SmileyBoy]

24. Join the club.

There's a very tight, small clique on DU that basically doesn't communicate with others.;-)

[reprehensor]

26. Small? Tight?

I don't know (especially in the Biblical sense) any of these clickers.

Damn the torpedoes.

[Myra]

31. I can confirm that.

I personally will only post on threads that I have
initiated, and I've put all other members in
my "ignore" bin.

Needless to say I don't respond to PMs.

On make believe edit:
I've just added myself to my "ignore" bin.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

25. Comparing (candidate) to the Anti-Christ usually works pretty good.

[scarlet_owl]

27. Seems like scarlet_owl syndrome.

Sometimes it seems like my posts sink so fast they have rocks attatched to them. Happens to the best of us.

[Myra]

33. Happens to the best of us.

Not only that, it happens to me.

[mitchum]

28. Night Train, I reply to a lot of your threads...

but you sure as hell aren't f***ing me!

[NightTrain]

29. So, are you complaining that I'm not f***ing you?

:evilgrin:

[Rowdyboy]

30. I can tell you something worse...

Start a thread and 15 minutes later one of the "cool kids" posts the exact same thread. Neither is locked. Yours (the original) gets 3 responses. The second one gets 53. Pisses me off!

[jus_the_facts]

32. I'll reply without any fornication necessary....

....well if it was a prerequisite...was it good for you too? :evilgrin:

[Booberdawg]

34. Just checking back to see if you

had to cheat on your right hand yet. :P

[populistmom]

35. I'm completely clueless

I'm not a big thread starter, but occasionally I'm shocked to find some meaningless thread ends up with dozens of responses. Wish I knew my secret. On second thought, the best thing to do is to get people to talk about themselves. It usually works well.

[Nailzberg]

36. Try my ex, seems she's been getting around lately.

It so fun to talk shit when your anonymous.