Upclose & Personal: Caption?

[emad]

[Drifter]

1. Tasty Buzz ...

Dude ... did you put the bong away ?

Cheers
Drifter

[wysimdnwyg]

4. I just don't think it's possible

to produce a better caption to this picture than that. Well done, Drifter!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. yeah

Tony Blair "What my American countahpaht just said was, uh. .. uhm. Something about terra on a global scale of some sort."

Bush "Yeah, sorry I kind a talk funny-like with my tobakky in my lower liyip".

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Excuse me but is Tony Blair wearing rouge ?!?

His lips look a highly colored pink ?!?!

[Benhurst]

5. It's an old makeup trick:

if a man wears rouge and lipstick, you don't notice his bald head.

[emad]

6. There's more botox and collagen under those grisly complexions

that in Danny La Rue's entire body

[cosmicdot]

7. Blair is an evil-looking guy ... form a triangle with your thumbs and

index fingers and place the template over his face so his facial features stand out ... we know George is ...

those lips are probably from sucking on something ... some suggested a bong ... but, you never know

[cosmicdot]

8. Satan and Sataner listen to a scripted question at a press conference

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Geez. My ears are still ringing. I didn't think they'd

ever pull her off me. Damn, that queen is rough. And those sequins on her purse, . . . well, she just smacked me around real damn good. Can't figure what went wrong, though. I did what everybody told me too. I grabbed myself, patted her butt, giggled after asking about her parentage . . . . every little goddamed thing Karl, and Dick, and Tony told me. So I asked them what the fuck happened, but they couldn't tell me. They were laughing at something. Maybe later I'll figure it out. Hmmm . . . "

[Lefty48197]

10. That lunch is really turning my stomach

Say, what's in haggis anyways?

[cliss]

11. Blair is hideous, but Bush is uglier still.

Look closely (if you can stand it). He looks like a piece of SHIT. His left eyelid is half closed, and his right eye looks bloodshot. His nose has the broken capillaries which are typical for an alcoholic. He does not look fit to be president, or any other job for that matter.

Shocking.

[Sting]

12. I think I just crapped my pants...

man, am I drunk!