You know the breed has a bad reputation when it's demeaning to LAWYERS....

[WeRQ4U]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PIT_BULL_LAWYERS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

*snip*

" TV commercial featuring a pit bull in a spiked collar and the telephone number PIT-BULL demeans the legal profession and misleads the public."

Note: This is not an attack at pit bulls. Personally, I kinda like the breed and think it's gotten the shaft. The thread is for irony.

[dr.strangelove]

1. Hey - lay off us lawyers

As a "breed" we are mostly pretty good. We are generally huge financial supporters of progressive candidates and generally give to the Democratic Party. Its the few assholes who spoil our good name.

I'm kidding with my demand that you "lay off". I love a good lawyer joke, or pop culture reference to our shark-like reputation, as much as the next lawyer.

[WeRQ4U]

2. psssssst.

I'm an attorney too. I'm allowed to make these jokes. lol.