Rabrrrrrr is finally home form church

[Rabrrrrrr]

Long day today!

Now it's time to warm up the soup I made yesterday (Wild rice and mushroom cream soup with chicken), pour a Martini and settle in before the fireplace and hang out on DU for a while.

Ahhhhhhh.....does it get any better than this? Well, shit, I just answsered my own question, yes, it does get better. Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman could be here for the specific reason of nakedness, I could be wealthier, and I could be doing this from my 25000 sqaure foot mansion with a library to die for while my servants pour my Martini and warm up my soup. But, even so, this is still pretty good.


Ahhhhhhh.....

[matcom]

1. your stove is broken

your soup has mold..

your out of firewood.

sorry

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And you, my "friend", are now out of chances

:grr:

:kicktodeathbloodily:

:party:

[matcom]

3. did i mention.....

Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman had oral sex on your couch while you were out at 'church'? :eyes:

i'm sorry. really.

[hobo_baggins]

4. That'll teach him to go to church

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Oooooh, you really know how to hurt a man...

the way my day has gone, it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.

And it might explain why Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are having oral sex on my couch now, while I'm here.

[matcom]

6. just for you

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Ooh, I feel so erotic now.

I'm off to a, um, a... uh.... cold shower.

[Left Is Write]

8. You know what...

I'll bet you a martini that you are actually happier warming up your own soup, pouring your own drink, and sitting in front of your cozy fireplace than you would be in a gargantuan house with servants.

The library? Well, everyone with a lick of sense wants a library.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You'd be surprised

at how much I really, really, really want a huge house full of servants.

That's what I love about spas and good hotels - anything I want, no more than a phone call or a face-to-face request away, and everything else - like food buying, toilet paper roll changing, cleaning, bed changing... all that shit, taken care of. I find all that stuff such a fucking pain in the ass, I'd love to live in a way that I don't have to worry about any of it, and can just spend my time on my art and my work and my recreation.

And the library thing - I find that a good judge of character. If someone says, "Library? Bookshelves? What do you need that for?" I know that's someone that isn't talking to again.

[trof]

10. I KNOW you're from the south.

"Lick of sense" is a dead giveaway.
;-)

[Left Is Write]

11. I am so not from the south.

I was born and bred in Minnesota and have also lived in Wisconsin and Idaho. :)