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Mon Nov-21-05 02:54 PM
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Poll question: Who wins in a fight? Miracle Whip, Mayonnaise, or Nick Cave? |
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:01 PM
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1. kick to keep the votes comin' |
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:kick:
Plus, we have to know.........
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:02 PM
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:07 PM
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5. Are you over the age of 44? |
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Apparently you have to be over the age of 44 to find out.
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:07 PM
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I'm 34, so I have to ask my husband, then?
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:16 PM
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10. Yeah it is sort of like that Kaballah thing |
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all the celebs are doing it but you have to be over 40.
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:03 PM
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When I was last in Amsterdam they told the story of how he puffed on a jay and passed out. His bodyguards had to carry him out. Some tough guy!
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:05 PM
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4. Nick Cave with Mayonnaise. |
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A *superb* lunch. Mmmmmmmm, Mayo-Cave.
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:08 PM
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7. Growing up I thought Miracle Whip WAS mayonnaise |
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Since my mother never bought real mayonnaise, I grew up thinking Miracle whip was mayonnaise. Not until I ordered a sandwich at a deli and asked for mayonnaise, I thought it was rancid and returned it to the deli, that was when I found out the difference.
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:11 PM
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:12 PM
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9. I'm going to guess that you are white |
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:think: am I correct????
:hi:
Just play along...the others do
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:47 PM
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:20 PM
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12. Choice 4 will kick all their asses. |
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Who is Nick Cave? Is that some new show on Nickelodeon? And no, I'm not 44 yet.
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Mon Nov-21-05 03:49 PM
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14. Mayonnaise wins this poll |
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and every other one. There is no substitute!
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Mon Nov-21-05 04:28 PM
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15. Nick Cave wrestling a 600 lb. Grizzly with Miracle Whip in his underpants. |
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Mon Nov-21-05 04:44 PM
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Nick Cave with mayonaisse in his underpants wrestling a 600 lb. Grizzly with Miracle whip in ~his~ underpants.
And after your mind has boggled over who would be stupid enough to put underpants on a 600 lb Grizzly, -sus out who would then be so abysmally foolish/brave as to then put Miracle Whip in those same underpants.
My money's on a drunken Marine or an unnamed Republican pretzledent. Maybe a grudge match with the Marine the pretzledent both stripped down to their underpants and wrestling in green Jell-O...?
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Mon Nov-21-05 04:46 PM
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17. But the question remains |
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who will put the underpants on the pretzeldent....hell that asshat can't remember what door to walk out of do you really think he can dress himself?
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Mon Nov-21-05 04:48 PM
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18. Nope, I'm pretty sure he can't dress himself, -but - |
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Since Laura likely puts him in his underoos every morning anyway, I will venture to guess that he's not likely to notice if she adds a bit of Mayonnaise to his tighty whities.
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Mon Nov-21-05 08:56 PM
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20. drunken Marines have earned their reputation |
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but I submit that none of them would have anything to do with a 600lb grizzly's undies ;-)
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Mon Nov-21-05 09:10 PM
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21. Earl will be so disappointed. |
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Mon Nov-21-05 09:16 PM
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22. I didn't realize Earl was up 50% |
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Mon Nov-21-05 05:39 PM
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19. Well, let's see. Two are things that spice up a sandwich. |
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The other is Miracle Whip. Says right on the bottle that it's a salad dressing.
Personally, I'd like to enter a dark horse into this race. I say that mustard kicks EVERYONE'S ass. Period. That's right. Plain old yella MUSTARD.
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Mon Nov-21-05 09:48 PM
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And he can do it with mere words!
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Mon Nov-21-05 10:11 PM
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24. Nick Cave rules. i hate mayonaise. |
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Mayo makes me sick every time I eat something with it.
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