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MiddleRiverRefugee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-03 03:32 PM
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Thought for the Afternoon: WAL-MART GREETER ACTION FIGURE!
Edited on Thu Nov-20-03 03:32 PM by unidentifiedbassplay
Think about it.

What would it look like?
What accessories would it include?



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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-03 03:35 PM
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1. An iron collar around its neck. (n/t)
Edited on Thu Nov-20-03 03:35 PM by C_eh_N_eh_D_eh
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theorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-03 03:35 PM
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2. Funny idea.
Definitely the apron and "hello wave"-arm-action.

Male or female?
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Pillowbiter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-03 03:36 PM
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3. Well it would come with it's own life insurance policy
taken out on it by Wal-mart, along with a pay stub that is below minimum wage.

PB
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JackDragna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-03 04:09 PM
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4. Let's see..
..blue, demeaning outfit. Should be someone in their mid 30's to get that "I used to make a decent living, but my job was moved to Bangalore so now I work here" idea across.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 12:09 AM
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7. Or a senior citizen working to buy their medicines...
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MiddleRiverRefugee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-20-03 05:34 PM
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5. ah moan KICK this...
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 12:06 AM
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6. Isn't "action" figure
a little grandiose term to use when describing a Wal-Mart greeter?
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