o.k., which of you are responsible for some of these personals ads?

[Blue_Tires]

http://www.patheticpersonals.com/


my lovelife doesn't seem quite so bad after reading that trainwreck...The diary of Alexis Nexis is a hoot as well...

[NMMNG]

1. I'm torn between Casey the Christian Clown

and Tim who's really into girls. (some latent homophobia we're trying to get over here or what?)

Look out guys, here I come!

[WCGreen]

3. Are you between 3' and 7'11"

What he got against the eight foot tall girls....

[NMMNG]

4. Beats me

It's nice, however, that he isn't overly choosy. :rofl:

[WCGreen]

5. He has soooo much to offer..

Working full time, has his own business and still makes less that 24,999.....

[NMMNG]

6. Well, I'm not going to diss the guy for having a low income

Either one of my full-time jobs taken by itself is less than $24,999, and the two of them combined are less than $35k. It's not like I have a lot to offer anybody if you think in terms of income.

[WCGreen]

7. Not just money......

[NMMNG]

9. Oh, it's not just the money--he's geek material overall

But I can't reject him on the money principle--it would be hypocritical and rude. Plus, I'd feel like a golddigger.

[WCGreen]

11. Golddigger....

Clowndigger, more like it....

[NMMNG]

13. Yup, that's me

:+


:rofl:

[WCGreen]

14. More like Clay digger with that guy...

[NMMNG]

17. Well, if nothing else I meet his standards

But then again, so does a Chia Pet.

[WCGreen]

18. That must make you all warm and tingly.....

[NMMNG]

19. You know what makes me feel all warm and tingly?

Nah...that would get the thread locked--or even deleted. :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

20. Promises.... Promises....

Connie may come a callin'

[NMMNG]

21. And that's supposed to be a threat?

[WCGreen]

22. Dripping tongue....

Damn... What away to greet the mornin'

[texanwitch]

10. that guy wasn't picky

Height:3' 0" - 7' 11"

Eyes:Any

Hair:Any

Ethnicity:Any

Sense of Humor:Any

Social Setting:Any

TV Watching:Any

Personality Type:Any

Love Style:Any

Smoking:Any

Drinking:Any

Living Situation:Any

Have Kids:Any

Want (more) kids:Any

Education:Any

Employment Status:Any

Occupation:Any

Income:Any

Religion:Any

Attend Services:Any

Political Views:Any

Astrology:Any

Languages:Any

Interests:Any

Profile ID: personals-1114552463-878239

[NMMNG]

12. In other words "desperate as all get out"

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

15. At least he set some ht restrictions....

I think KW would be too tall for him...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. OH!

:popcorn:

[Thom Little]

8. Luv this one from the "not picky" department. lol!

Want vegan(or vegetarian who can to be vegan)non-smoker drinker(drugs free), serious,reliable penpal(& possibly marriage if the chemistry is right)female no pets,dependable,chaste,virgin,dressed(decent way)not gossip,reserved,simple,honest,serious,not
interested about money,clubbing,boyfriends,christian(or not)but interested about philosophy, spirituality,religions(not sects),willing to relocate,without make up,dyed
hair,tattoo,piercing,cosmetic surgery,housewife by choice,good family,morality. About 5'2-5'7,fair haired/red,green,blue.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/m4w/103079748.html

[Misunderestimator]

23. Damn that's confusing... is that a woman seeking a man...

or a man seeking a maid? Whoever it is... they need to use more spaces.

[Blue_Tires]

24. yeah, craigslist is by far one of the most outrageous

i wish i saved some of those ads i was reading a couple years ago

[DainBramaged]

16. Occupation:Food Service

When you're 23, still living with your parents and dogs, and won't tell you how much he earns, you know that's the guy for you. You just know it. Remember, he's into females because he has two female pugs. I could only think of one thing when I saw this one;

Ding fries are done

http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html


http://personals.yahoo.com/us/personals-1069945709-035109