Just received a picture of * in the mail - what should I do with it?

[T Roosevelt]

Yes, Ed Gillespie for some reason feels that I am an ardent supporter of the jackass, so much so that I received a letter and a picture, asking for money (what else?). The one saving grace out of this is the letter didn't go to somebody who doesn't know any better :evilgrin:

So, what should I do with the picture? (BTW - the return envelope is postage paid, with this note By using your own first class stamp to return this envelope, you will be helping us save much needed funds. -- Thank you)

BTW - a little text from the letter:

Dear Friend,
As a fellow citizen who believes in President Bush and his agenda for a strong, prosperous America, I am honored to present you with the enclosed photograph.

I hope you will display this personalized photograph of Presidnt Bush proudly as a symbol of your support for his positive vision of a better future for our country... <HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>

<snip>

By joining the RNC, you are helping promote President Bush's compassionate conservative message in your community and elect more Republicans nationwide who share his views.

<blah blah blah>

[corarose]

1. Wipe your ass on it and send it back

It's toilet paper!

[tridim]

9. Then they'll have your DNA

:tinfoilhat: Best to wipe your cat's ass. While you're at it line the litterbox with it for a week and let it get really pungent. Then send it back.

[corarose]

12. Better Idea...Pick up some dog shit from someones dog

Wrap it up in a box and send it back to them.

[theorist]

2. Horns and pitchfork...

Send it with an angry letter saying, "Is this some kind of joke! Sending me a defaced photo of our greatest President! I'm not going to vote for him now!!!"

I'm curious as to what the reply would be. Possibly great DU fodder!

[sleepyhead]

3. Mail back the postage paid envelope

Glued to a brick.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Believe it or not, that does work

and USPS will deliver it.

[Deja Q]

4. Hope that it's a voodoo picture (like a voodoo doll)...

and do any of your polling suggestions, hehehehe! :D

[Deja Q]

6. Taking it to the shooting range?

How very 2nd Amendment of you. :evilgrin:

[T Roosevelt]

11. Actually I don't own a gun

but hey, it might be worth it :evilgrin:

[Castilleja]

7. Wipe the cat's ass with it,

*Then* draw horns and a pitch fork on it and send it back! :thumbsup:

[Sting]

8. I'll wipe my ass with it.

[sistersofmercy]

10. Horns and pitchfork n/t

[flamingyouth]

13. My parents give theirs to small children who visit

For them to color on. Some of the results are quite amusing. Laura, for example, looks darling with little duck wings and black teeth.