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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 06:52 AM
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George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."


George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?",


To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-21-03 07:19 AM
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