La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:00 PM
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How many Girls Would Let Me Massage them? |
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:01 PM
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1. could i pretend to be a girl |
La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:02 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:03 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:36 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:36 PM
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14. Wow, I fugured that'd get a response from you in less than 10 minutes |
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Busy day at work? ;)
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:38 PM
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15. Nah, I'm in the other thread offering to give one. |
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No takers.
No surprise, though.
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:40 PM
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I'd take you up on the kind offer, of course.
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:02 PM
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41. If you do get any takers... |
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...and I expect you will... remember you're already booked for Christmas.
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:02 PM
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18. you can do anything you want to dear! |
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:40 PM
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See, I might offer you a back rub, but I read that you don't want to be offered one...
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:41 PM
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28. where did i say that? |
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i said i wouldnt let some people give me back rubs...under certain conditions :P
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:44 PM
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29. In the orig thread, you said |
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12. "my point is if i didnt want to sleep with you i wouldnt let you"
That can only mean...:woohoo:
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:04 PM
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5. Not if you're one of "you people" |
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:10 PM
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6. i am a more "us people" than "you people" |
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:12 PM
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7. Yes indeed... if lioness is an xx person... |
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I want nothing to do with it.
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:28 PM
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8. depends, are you any good? |
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:29 PM
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I am dying for a nice shoulder massage.
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:32 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:32 PM
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11. If people are offering massages, I don't care what or who |
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they are! I am willing to accept any massages! :P
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Thu Dec-01-05 01:35 PM
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12. all this talk about massage |
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is making me very aware of how much my back is aching. I wonder if my insurance will cover massage therapy, if I go to the doctor and complain that my back pain is ruining my work productivity or something....
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:50 PM
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17. It would be so sexy to be massaged by |
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another woman; any time you want to give, I'm up for receiving. (I'll give back too of course.) But I'm with Shell, I don't care who the massage is coming from, I'll accept it gladly!
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:05 PM
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19. I'll put the saxophone music playing |
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Pay no attention to the cameras... :o
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:06 PM
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20. As a certified massage therapist, I resent all these threads |
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I would hope everyone knows by now the difference between a therapeutic massage and the "foreplay" massage. :hi:
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:09 PM
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21. there is a difference??? |
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:11 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:20 PM
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this can be very theraputic!
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:50 PM
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Just look at the smile on his face. :-)
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:07 PM
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42. I don't know... I don't have a harry novak FOR presentation... |
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You think she's let me in anyway?
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Fri Dec-02-05 12:12 AM
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46. I think a trimmed or shaven novak would also be acceptable |
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:o
Let me rephrase that.
Or let me not. :P
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Fri Dec-02-05 01:16 AM
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48. My novak likes your novak. |
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:12 PM
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23. Yes there is! I would think their names are self explanatory |
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Therapeutic Massage is a healing treatment that has been around for thousands of years. http://www.amtamassage.org/news/youknow.html"back rubs" AKA the foreplay massage...probably have too!
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Thu Dec-01-05 04:46 PM
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38. As a marathon runner who sometimes can't walk unless someone |
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has worked my hamstrings, I know exactly what you are talking about. I have had massages where I could swear the masseuse was a sadistic bastard trying to kill me, but damn did it ever help me move the next day. I can assure you that there is nothing sexual about that kind of massage.
Regardless, lioness, you can give me a massage any time you want darlin.
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:23 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:45 PM
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30. That's it, I'm requesting gender re-assignment surgery pronto! |
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If it is successful, lioness, could I get a massage then? B-)
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:45 PM
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:49 PM
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33. Beautiful! I can't wait! (For the massage, not the surgery.) |
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I'll check in again right before I get "the chop". :+
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:46 PM
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32. Just call me Christina...... |
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Thu Dec-01-05 04:18 PM
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35. I've been mistaken for a girl a few times...am I eligible? |
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Thu Dec-01-05 04:20 PM
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36. I've enjoyed the touch of male and female masseuses, so I would. |
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Thu Dec-01-05 04:39 PM
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37. It depends... Are you a Ladypeople? |
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If so, you can massage me all you want, but if you a Manpeople, you have to buy me dinner first. Make that five dinners.
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Thu Dec-01-05 04:48 PM
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39. Mrs R said she would, |
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She's seen your pictures.
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Thu Dec-01-05 05:21 PM
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40. say thank you to Mrs R for me |
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:38 PM
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In some of your pictures, you look a bit like her. Same skin color, that's for sure.
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Thu Dec-01-05 06:12 PM
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43. If I put on a wig and pretend to be a woman, does it count? |
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Thu Dec-01-05 07:17 PM
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45. Sure, provided you are as easy to get along with as an animal. |
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Hey, do you wanna hear the world's most chauvinistic joke?
:rofl:
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