So, if your friend ever says to you

[GirlinContempt]

"you know what would be hardcore? Fish shots"
Do not ask what fish shots are
and if you DO happen to ask what fish shots are
DO NOT encourage your friend to step up to the task
and if you DO encourage your friend
DO NOT LET THEM CONVINCE YOU TO STEP UP FOR THE LADIES

Believe me.
You may THINK it's a good idea to prove you're hardcore when all the other chicks back down, but, you are not in fact hard in your core.
You are stupid and will puke.




Just trust me.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. What are fish shots?

[GirlinContempt]

2. DO NOT ASK WHAT FISH SHOTS ARE

the mere thought should send SANE people into the arms of the porcelain god

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. What are they not?

[GirlinContempt]

4. They are not

uhm, anything not involving fish.
They are not tasty.
They are not plesant.
They are not sane.

[KitchenWitch]

7. Anything to do with Jagermeister?

[GirlinContempt]

8. No, however

one fish-shot-ee (my bestfriend4life) managed to do fish shots, jag shots, orange-chocolate shots, goldschlager and drink like case of beers without puking (that we found out about)

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Your bestfriend4life is quite clearly an android.

[GirlinContempt]

24. Well, he lives by this Hemingway quote:

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-E. Hemingway

[JohnnyCougar]

16. That's child's play...

I once had around 28 drinks in one day. My friends counted. Memorial day weekend two and a half years ago. That includes a bottle of wine, 4 keg stands, a full old-fashioned glass of scotch on the rocks, some shots, and some random beers in between. And the keg stands were of sierra nevada, not some wussy beer.

Halfway through, I decided to take a canoe ride with my friend. Of course we capsized in front of the whole party. I had to dry my clothes off.

And after all that, we went to a bar where I got the cutest girl's number and made out with her. Who knew?

The 28 drinks formula uses the

12oz beer = 5oz wine = 1oz 80 proof liquor = 1 drink formula

[GirlinContempt]

18. No no no no no

You have NO idea the horrors of fish shots

It's not how much he drank, it's WHAT he drank

[Ouabache]

32. ...and decided to take a canoe ride

lmfao

[JohnnyCougar]

33. Yeah....I ruined my cell phone doing that

LOL, don't take a canoe ride after 15 beers!

[CanuckAmok]

35. and the 8th Rule of Fish Shots is:

If this is your first night at Fish Shots, you have to fish.

[GirlinContempt]

38. Do YOU know

what it is?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Google time!

:popcorn:

[GirlinContempt]

6. hahahahha we made it up

so I doubt its on google

[WCGreen]

9. You minx.....

Here you had me goin' to MixologyforDummies.com

[GirlinContempt]

10. If its there

I will puke my guts out on behalf of all the other fucking suckers in the world

However, we are more hardcore than the rest of the world, so, I'm feelin' pretty safe

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Fucking physicists.

:puke:

[HEyHEY]

13. what eh fuck are you doing up Newfie!

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Asking myself that very same question.

[GirlinContempt]

23. damn them!

*shakes fist*

[hfojvt]

14. I have two questions.

What's 'hardcore'?

and

What's a 'friend'?

[GirlinContempt]

21. Hmmmmmm

4. Hardcore link send redefine 35 up, 25 down

1) Can act as a modifier for a word or phrase, making it more severe.
2) When used alone, used to denote something noteworthy, like saying "awesome" or "rad".1) That was hardcore wicked, man.
2) Hardcore, bro. Hardcore.



friend
5 entries found for friend.
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friend<1,noun>friend<2,transitive verb>friend of the courtnext friendplumber's helper

Main Entry: 1friend
Pronunciation: 'frend
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English frend, from Old English frEond; akin to Old High German friunt friend, Old English frEon to love, frEo free
1 a : one attached to another by affection or esteem b : ACQUAINTANCE
2 a : one that is not hostile b : one that is of the same nation, party, or group
3 : one that favors or promotes something (as a charity)
4 : a favored companion
5 capitalized : a member of a Christian sect that stresses Inner Light, rejects sacraments and an ordained ministry, and opposes war -- called also Quaker

[drhilarius]

17. Sorry, GiC, but fish shots can't be worse than...

the three wisemen: Johnny, jim, and jack in a single glass- too much.

[GirlinContempt]

19. ooooh I think they can

[Scout1071]

34. Disgusting.

Someone sent me one of those on my 21st birthday. I did not drink it.

Here's a little sumpin' that bartender friends of mine WOULD serve - a "train wreck." Basically, you just take the little mat thingy that they pour all the shots and mixed drinks on, tilt it to the side, and whatever pours out into the shot glass is the shot know as the train wreck.

Totally, completely disgusting.

[GirlinContempt]

36. See yeah, I almost

threw up a little in my mouth


Pretty bad.


Not fish shot bad, but bad.

[In_The_Wind]

20. I'll take your word for it.

BTW ~ Does it involve fish flavored vodka?

[GirlinContempt]

22. No

If only that was all

[cfield]

25. So, What IS in it?

I really want to know!

You can't pique my curiosity like that and get away with it!

[GirlinContempt]

26. Here's a hint:

Ever thrown up a little in your mouth, but then been forced to swallow it because you had no where to spit it? That texture, that flavour?

THAT is the first think you think when the fish shot touches your lips.

[cfield]

29. Sounds lovely

in a horrid sort of way!

[Susang]

27. You mean these fish shots?

I hear they make a lovely gift. ;-)




http://www.krittersinthemailbox.com/animals/fish/shotglass.htm

[GirlinContempt]

28. No, but

I know what fucking erik is getting for christmas now ;)

[GirlinContempt]

47. I actually did just order them

for him

[Ptah]

30. Is this the bartender?

:shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

31. I wish

hahahahahaha

[leftofthedial]

37. please don't tell me what fish shots are

I think it might make me puke

[GirlinContempt]

39. It would

and I wont

[leftofthedial]

40. you are a very good friend

:hug:

[ghostsofgiants]

42. There's a good chance it would...

Made me feel pretty sick when she told me.

[Tsiyu]

41. I am going to take your painfully hard-won advice

and never do a fish shot.

Thanks for the warning, GIC ;)

On edit: the grossest drink we ever made up is an "upchuck" made by pouring good Tequila ( must have the worm) into Bailey's Irish Cream.

Mmmmmm....Upchuck!

[GirlinContempt]

44. Trust me, this is worse

;)

[XemaSab]

43. Anything like brains?

Peach Schnapps and Irish Creme.

The texture is make-you-barf AWFUL but the flavor is pretty good.

[GirlinContempt]

46. Does that have chunks?

[XemaSab]

48. No chunks

It's just strangely slimy... like liquified slugs...

[northzax]

45. ahh, the old St. Paddy's Day Doghead tradition

one fish, two fish, red fish, goldfish! yum!

northzax, who's ashamed to say he hit fifteen in his wayward youth.

[wildhorses]

49. does it involve sardines?

just asking :shrug: