Man I feel old

[KitchenWitch]

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

1. Oh, shit. I'm older than you.

:scared::scared: <----hey, look, they shimmy!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Square, blue boobs?

Man, you are old.







:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

7. * snort *

just hard and shakin' around like there's no tomorrow.
As to the blue: them there's Democratic Boobies.

[KitchenWitch]

10. You may be wanting that fur bra soon

It has been downright nipply out there lately!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

14. "colder that a witch's.....

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Well, in *that* case...

:patriot: :patriot:



(Note, however, the lack of shimmy.) :(

[RevCheesehead]

15. You have TWO???

Day-um! :wow:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Birth defect

Doctors said correcting it could endanger my life, so... :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

20. A would-be Siamese twin,

or a double blessing?
Now I AM in awe - you are twice the man. :o

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Maybe...

But I'm only half the Gumby. :(

[NMMNG]

3. Me too

Old, tired, etc.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear KitchenWitch......

You are NOT old, my dear......

Remember, I am TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLDER.......


Just remember this.....it's important!

Also, remember that you are a special and lovely lady....and I love you!


Now, I must get out of here, and fold some laundry...I know, I'm crazy....

See you later on today!

[KitchenWitch]

5. Thanks!

HeyHey just made me feel old, by mentioning his own age...

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

6. He's lying

He's really 26-and-a-half. He's a damned liar. Or I guess it could be because those Canadans up in Canadia use the metric system more than down here and he rounded down.

[leftofthedial]

8. I bet I'm W-A-Y older than you

but age is less than half of it

how can we help you to feel like the youthful KitchenWitch that we all know?

[Robeson]

9. Yea, well, whatever. You're probably younger than me, so I don't....

...want to hear any complaints from you...YOUNG lady...:P

[KitchenWitch]

12. LOL

Who was president when you were born?

[Robeson]

13. I was in my Mother's womb when Kennedy was shot.....

...and I was born 2 months later. In fact, my birth ushered in the age of Aquarius....betcha' didn't know that....:D

[KitchenWitch]

16. you got me beat by like a month an a half!

I was also in utero when JFK was shot.

One of my cousins was born the day he was shot....I will bet you can guess what his first and middle names are.

[Wapsie B]

17. Oh geez.

I was a tyke when Ike was in the White House.

[Robeson]

18. See, I told you, you were nothing but a kid....

....;-)

[fortyfeetunder]

22. and you feel old?

I was in first grade when you were in utero....

[hfojvt]

23. RU sure?

Let me check. :hug:

Old? Let me quote some Warrant lyrics

"And if I'm wrong or if I'm right
I don't give a (tanj) tonight
You bring out the worst in me
Huh, cuz you might be bad
But sure feels good to me
it sure feels good to me
Sure feels good
Sure feels good to me"