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Fri Nov-21-03 03:54 PM
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I am cooking my whole family for thanksgiving |
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Don't sell cannibalism short. *urp*
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Fri Nov-21-03 03:56 PM
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1. I hope that they are very tasty!! |
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Fri Nov-21-03 03:57 PM
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2. Might I suggest a stew or braise for the older members of your family. |
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Fri Nov-21-03 03:59 PM
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3. that was very braisen of you! |
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:01 PM
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6. I was trying to boil you over! |
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:09 PM
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:12 PM
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8. No need to get worked to a stiff peak. |
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heh heh heh...I said stiff peak...</Butthead>
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:59 PM
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Another word on the older folk: |
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Marinate, marinate, marinate! Otherwise, they can be tough, might not be juicy enough and can retain flavors from storage. Marinating can remove the flavors of things like Halls cough drops, cheap cigars, and Absorbine Junior.
Happy cooking!
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:00 PM
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Some nice Fava Beans and Fresca chaser.
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:00 PM
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:12 PM
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gets rid of that fishy aftertaste
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:52 PM
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:12 PM
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10. I think dalhmer used tarragon...but you must check his receipies |
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:17 PM
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11. Will you feed them to turkeys? |
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Poetic justice, you know. :D
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:52 PM
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14. there are enough turkeys in the Lounge |
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:43 PM
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12. Reminds me of a marquee I saw in front of a Chinese restaurant... |
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And it stayed up for a couple of MONTHS. One of those marquees with the removable letters - it said "we are proud to serve you your family for dinner."
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Fri Nov-21-03 08:38 PM
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now that's what I call "beggar's chicken"
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:54 PM
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mine are MUCH better raw! :P
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:55 PM
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16. can't take chances with bacteria! |
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So I may be a pansy, but I will be a healthy pansy! :P
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:00 PM
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19. but they lose their CRUNCH when you cook 'em! |
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they get all soft and gooey and stuff x(
got a GREAT recipe for In-Law Cacciatore if your interested!
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:01 PM
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22. pass that on to David |
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He could stand a visit from SOMEONE'S in-laws!
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:59 PM
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17. Okay take a HAM stick it in a DUCK and stick that in the TURKEY |
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You can tinker with the recipe but that is the gist of it. http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:00 PM
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20. I guess that is one way |
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Fri Nov-21-03 04:59 PM
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18. ahhh, filet of soul... Don't forget that fine chianti |
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and the side of fava beans.....
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:00 PM
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21. don't try to test me! |
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A census taker tried to test me once!
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Fri Nov-21-03 05:09 PM
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23. Don't forget the mashed potatoes and human gravy... |
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Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 05:10 PM by northwest
Just make it the same way you would make homemade turkey gravy out of the turkey, but substitute giblets for lymph nodes instead.:D
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Fri Nov-21-03 08:28 PM
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24. Glad we are not related then... |
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:39 PM
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29. what's thanksgiving....? |
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Fri Nov-21-03 08:30 PM
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25. Yeah. My family's a lot easier to tolerate when they're 'basted,' too. |
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:39 PM
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30. you're on a pun roll! |
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Fri Nov-21-03 08:47 PM
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27. If you are what you eat, |
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Edited on Fri Nov-21-03 08:47 PM by geniph
then you, my friend, are a true humanitarian.
I hear toddlers are especially tender.
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Fri Nov-21-03 08:48 PM
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28. Oh, and would you do me a favor? |
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stick my family in the oven, too. Some of them are really getting on my nerves.
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:40 PM
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Fri Nov-21-03 11:58 PM
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:54 PM
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32. LMAO! I read your startup post earlier today. |
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But I was reading too fast. I thought you said "I am cooking for my whole family for thanksgiving". So I had no interest to click and read it. I just saw what you really posted. Funny!
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:57 PM
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33. What will you eat next year? |
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:58 PM
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34. Putting food on the family? n/t |
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Fri Nov-21-03 10:59 PM
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35. No no no - only cook the non-reproductive parts of the family |
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You must have breeding stock, so you can eat next year as well!
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