bertha katzenengel
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:07 PM
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Bird eating Feet? Or, why I need better drugs. |
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I just saw one of those stupid banner ads for "lower rates!" "refinance now!" You know the ads - the ones that show all fifty states in some cute way, daring you to click on your state and see what a low rate you can get.
The one I just saw showed a green field with fifty holes from which fifty dismembered human feet, cut off at the ankle, danced, and a bird running along the ground plucking feet out and eating them.
After staring a while, not really trusting my eyes, but completely miscomprehending what i was seeing, i realized the weren't feet. They were worms.
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LynzM
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:20 PM
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1. You *do* need better drugs, dude |
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:rofl: I hate those banner ads!
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bertha katzenengel
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:25 PM
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3. there's a worse one... |
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the one of a gingerbread man in a test tube filled with white gunk--- what the hell is THAT all about?! I don't think I want to know!
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:21 PM
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that's pretty damn morbid
i like it :thumbsup:
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bertha katzenengel
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:26 PM
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4. if i get some, i'll PM you |
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i know what part of the problem is, believe it or not -- i'm outta ritalin.
Here's a joke:
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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wanna ride bikes?
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Oeditpus Rex
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:27 PM
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5. 'Nobody likes me, everybody hates me' |
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"Think I'm gonna eat some feeeeeet..."
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bertha katzenengel
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Tue Dec-06-05 03:30 PM
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