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Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 09:12 PM
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Poll question: How funny is this joke?
I made it up today and my partner thinks it's hilarious...but she's hardly an objective audience. It goes like this:

HER: Hey, did you hear about how they attacked that Halliburton compound using rockets mounted on donkey carts?
ME: Hm...I guess they've finally found some 'weapons of ass destruction.'

*rimshot*

So, how funny is that?
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 09:14 PM
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1. I thought "weapons of ass destruction" was a reference to
...the habanero chili I ate last night.
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Plaid Adder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 09:15 PM
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2. There is actually a porn flick out there with that title. n/t
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 10:20 PM
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3. I laughed until I stopped
n/t

;-)
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 10:24 PM
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4. I did make my face crack a smile
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 10:27 PM
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5. Try
Four legs good two legs bad

or

Holy shit the freakin' donkeys are after our guys

or

It'll kill ya to get a piece of ass in Iraq(just made that up)
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burr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 10:29 PM
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6. there's only one thing to say...
yuck yuck yuck! :evilfrown:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-22-03 10:46 PM
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7. It's chuckleworthy.
But not really "knee-slappingly, belly-laughing-'til-you-pee-in-your-pants" funny.

Of course, so few things ever make it to that last category that maybe chuckleworthy should be sufficient praise.
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