MMMMM. Turkey & Gravy Flavored SODA Just In Time For Thanksgiving!

[matcom]

uuummmmmmmmmmmm no.

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SEATTLE (Reuters) - Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixings: cranberry sauce, stuffing and turkey gravy flavored soda. Yummy?

In the latest food fad to emerge in the United States, Seattle specialty soda maker Jones Soda Co. scored a hit this week with the introduction of a limited batch of Turkey & Gravy-flavored soda.

The tan-colored soda sold out in just three hours after an initial batch was put up for sale on its Web site on Friday, a spokeswoman for the company said.

Proceeds from the online sale, where two bottles of Turkey & Gravy soda sold for about $11, were donated to Toys for Tots, a children's charity. Local retailers will start selling the soda from Monday.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=2&u=/nm/20031122/od_nm/life_turkey_soda_dc

[GOPisEvil]

1. I, uh, er...

...:wtf:

Thanks, but, no thanks.

[underpants]

2. Oh I just can't WAIT for the French fires and ketchup one to come out

:bounce:

Hey now I can "prepare" Thanksgiving dinner!!!!!!!

Want a straw?

[GOPisEvil]

3. A liquid diet!!! It's genius!

:bounce:

[underpants]

4. There were times when I was on a liquid diet

:beer:

But I don't really remember much of that year. :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

6. They make fruit and veggie-based beers.

You can get your vitamins too! :bounce:

:beer: *hic*

[underpants]

9. Yeah Mom I'm eating just fine

KaCHeese gulp gulp gulp

[matcom]

10. well for ONCE Mrs. Underpants wouldn't have to cook dinner

:bounce:

Malted Jeff is "IN THE HOOOOUUUUSSSEEEE"

:bounce:

[underpants]

13. Now if only we could get pressurize canned cheese

I'd be set!

[GOPisEvil]

16. Did you get my cheez-whiz, boy?

Love the Blues Brothers! :D

[matcom]

5. French Fire Soda was rejected in the lab

apparently the soda had a 'sooty' after taste

[underpants]

7. but contains no meat extracts, Jones Soda said.

ThankGOD for a minute there I was envisioning carbonated meat. :puke:

[matcom]

8. now if they can make green been casserole flavored soda......

:think:

:bounce:

[underpants]

11. No need to you know SOMEONE is bringing one of those

Oh Hi what have you got there? Greenbean casserole.....put it over there with the others.

[GOPisEvil]

14. There were TWO at our Thanksgiving mean at work.

Two out of 25 dishes. We were lucky - we beat the odds.

[underpants]

19. Everytime I see one of those I want to yell out

"Okay whose the lazy SOB who couldn't think of anything else to make?!??!"

2 out of 25 huh?I wonder if Vegas has a line on such a thing.

[GOPisEvil]

21. I was supposed to make cornbread...

...but I blew it off. I bought buttermilk biscuits. :9

[matcom]

15. well, French's HAS to get rid of their YEAR'S supply of

those crusty onion stick thingy's that go on top! i mean what the hell ELSE do you use those for? :shrug:

[underpants]

20. Aha! If someone brings one of those dishes ask them

Why do you hate 'Murka?

Why do you hate freedom?

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

23. Ha!

Who cooks with soup, anyway? :D

[underpants]

24. I tried to once

but the can just kept clanging around inside the pot when I was trying to stir it up. I gave up on it and made myself a grilled cheese sammich.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Ever make a grilled cheese sammich on your iron?

It was a college dorm thing - we weren't allowed to have microwaves or hot plates in our rooms, but we were allowed to have refrigerators. I never used my iron to iron clothes - it was my stove. :D

[underpants]

26. No we cooked with the telephone

You can get your veggies that way too.

A friend of mine (freshman i.e. First year) got a pizza delivered to his room almost every night. His father called him once (he acted like he wasn't there) and the guy who answered the phone just held it up in the air and down the dorm hall you could hear his father SCREAMING

"STOP WRITING CHECKS!!!!!"

He wasn't a finance major. They hung up the phone and then ordered a pizza........ he paid.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Ooohh...been there; done that.

Pizza, Fatburger and Chinese all delivered. :bounce:

[matcom]

28. veggies are best made with the toaster

pour the peas in, press the lever. when they 'pop' up, catch them in your mouth

:bounce:

[underpants]

29. I'll get my fork

LOL

The funny thing is that "toaster" to me means a toaster oven. I didn't get it at first.

[matcom]

30. doesn't work so well with Ramen noodles though

x( :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

31. What setting? Light? Or dark?

LOL!

[matcom]

33. light

i don't like mushy peas :P

[GOPisEvil]

35. A little crunch is a good thing.

:bounce:

[underpants]

36. I can't get the can in there

I must have missed a step. :shrug: I'll ask my wife...or maybe I should just try to force it more

[GOPisEvil]

37. Go with frozen...just smoosh the package so it fits in the slot.

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

38. get a smaller can

stop buying your veggies in bulk at BJ's silly :eyes:

[underpants]

39. I'll ask for the "toaster friendly" size next time

Uh yes could you point me towards the cans that will fit in a toaster?

Security needed at the front desk.

:bounce:

[DarkPhenyx]

32. No, no, no, Veggies are best served...

...proceddd into cow. Or pig, or rabbit...I won't discriminate.

[GOPisEvil]

12. How about yams and marshmallow-flavored soda?

:bounce:

:9

[underpants]

17. I once kept a indutrial sized can of yams for 3 years

It was in an apartment that I moved into and as a joke (to myself) it made 2 moves with me. I finally left it in the last place I lived sort of a house warming gift for the next tennant.

[GOPisEvil]

18. I give all my "what was I thinking" veggies to the food bank!

Charity begins at home, ya know!

[underpants]

22. "what was I thinking" veggies

LOL

[DarkPhenyx]

34. Now that might actually be tasty. n/t