Since the GD people all ignored me, maybe you will all like my poem...

[MiniMandaRuth]

Dear Bill,
And all you other bunch of Faux news sleaze,
If you mind, I'm liberal,
And I love my Christmas tree.

You say that we're all haters,
That we won't spend a dime,
Well, look at your own face, Bill,
We've known Christmas all the time.

There's no 'War On Christmas',
Or any of that crap,
You're a delusional prima donna,
Who doesn't sing his own rap.

So as your drinking down your wine,
That frosty Christmas night,
Remember all those kids,
Who got nothing. That's right.

Christmas just ain't about gifts,
Or, your favorite, egg-nog flavored rum,
It's about peace on earth, goodwill to all,
And lots and lots and lots of family fun.

There's no war on Christmas,
Face it, it's just not there,
But you didn't think, Bill,
You never gave a care.

Happy Holidays is really a delightful phrase,
You know that there are other days of joy around our own,
It's amazing, isn't it?
So don't scream and whine and moan.

My best friend's Jewish,
He really loves this time,
I say 'Happy Holidays' to him,
And no one really minds.

Us smart folks won't spend a dime,
On you phony holiday stuff,
We love our families,
And our families are enough.

So next time you walk in the door,
At your local shopping store,
If the lady says 'Happy Holidays',
Don't die, cleaning is such a chore.

If I want Happy Holidays, I'll say it,
If you please,
I'm a liberal, Bill,
And I love my Christmas Tree






By me!

[ET Awful]

1. WoooHooo for MiniMandaRuth the poetess

:P

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Thank yoU!

:)

[ET Awful]

3. You're welcome.

That GD audience can be brutal :P

[FuzzySlippers]

4. That's great!

:applause: :yourock:

[pokerfan]

5. Bill is a maroon

I was flipping through the news channels just now and saw him talking with Geraldo. Geraldo was drawing some analogy to a Rube Goldberg device. Bill: "Oh, you mean like a Rubik's Cube!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

6. MMR - with young adults like you....

...I have hope for our country.

:yourock:

[ChoralScholar]

7. very nice.

You should e-mail it to the O'Reilly Factor, although he won't read it.

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. kick

:kick:

[ET Awful]

9. Yeah, dang it, give the girl her props!!!!

:P

[TallahasseeGrannie]

10. GD'ers really need to get over themselves

I don't know why I even read it. Every other post is "we're all going to die" and the one after that is "Listen to what I said to the freeper." Very adolescent And then every screen or so you'll find the obligatory "Christians are all assholes."

On the other hand, there is a lot of really good information posted as well, so you can't just ignore it.

Awesome poem, by the way.

And Merry Christmas. or whatever

[LSK]

11. i got a delete thread in GD almost on greatest

I also got 2 other threads on greatest in the past 48 hours. Yes I am bragging.

:P

[dpbrown]

12. Nominated!

That's a great poem!!

:yourock:

[MiniMandaRuth]

13. EEEEE!!!

:blush: :blush: :blush:

[dpbrown]

14. When you're good, you're good!

Nice work!

:hi:

[TK421]

15. Nice poem! But don't bother sending it to O'Reilly...he can't read

[merh]

16. Not everyone ignored you!

:thumbsup:

Great poem! :applause:

:hug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

17. ^^

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[MiniMandaRuth]

18. dupe, but you deserve a lot of hugs so...

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[merh]

20. Thanks for the hugs

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Back at ya!

[bigwillq]

19. That's great!

Nice job! :hi: