Ahhhh! Love notes on a Monday morning!

[CornField]

I'm the webmaster for a local city government. We recently redesigned the entire site after roughly four years of the same navigation. Let's just say all residents are not pleased:

My Dearest Webmaster,

I just spent several minutes trying to locate the stormwater regulations. From what level of hell do you originate?

Sincerely,
(name removed to protect the innocent)

At least I'm quite sure this person is a Democrat -- Notice correct spelling, perfect grammar and the literary reference. :D