A Christmas joke -

[mac56]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," St. Peter told them, "you must each show me something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man thought for a while, then fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a cigarette lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"Excellent," said St. Peter. "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The second man reflected for a moment, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a key ring. He shook the keys and said, "They're Christmas bells."

"Fine," said St. Peter. "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter raised his eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those have to do with Christmas?"

The third man replied, "They're Carol's."

[Sting]

1. lmao

funny stuff there. :hi:

[MattPinNC]

2. Carol who ?

... I got it ....
:silly:

[Maple]

3. Thank you

for the laugh!