I'm starting an exclusive new DU club.

[DrWeird]

membership is by invitation only. And as the club's Tyranical Overlord (official title) I shall be the one who hands out invitations. I will do this based on a merit system where only the people who are think are cool and physically attractive shall get in. Oh, and no nerds. The early working title for this club will be DUWHTFPABC, but may be changed by vote among members. So, who thinks they're good enough to roll with the Doc?

[TEXASYANKEE]

1. I'm with Grocho Marx

I won't belong to any club that would have me as a member.

[leftist_rebel1569]

2. I'm too cool for your club...

but i'll grace it with my presence. How about that? BTW, I also want a despotical-sounding title (if despotical is a word...)

[DrWeird]

3. You're in, but only cause of the mooninites.

You'll be Third Disemboweler's Mate in Charge of Utensil Washing.

[leftist_rebel1569]

4. That better be good...

if I get no perks, i'm out! x(

[acmavm]

5. How much does it pay?

.

[DrWeird]

7. a thousand billion.

nt

[Champion Jack]

6. If selected, I will not serve

[KG]

8. sounds cool!

whose butt do i have to kiss to get in? :*

[DrWeird]

9. Oh you're in automatically, Lord High Pimpomatic.

But you can still kiss my butt if you want to.

[Padraig18]

10. Does the club need an 'enforcer'?

I'm pretty good with my fists, and I own several firearms of various calibers and gauges. :evilgrin:

[DrWeird]

11. Absolutely, you're in.

You'll be the Exterminate-With-Extreme-Prejudicer.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. My club is better than yours. (nt)

[WilliamPitt]

13. Will we get health care benefits?

[DrWeird]

14. Everybody but you, ya smartass.

Your mom, however, will be fully covered. I'll see to it personally.