I have this wierd feeling that 2006 will see sentient tool-using ducks

[Rabrrrrrr]

and that they will have opposable digits by the end of 2007.

[kevsand]

1. We could use some of them around the house, actually.

I'm not much of a handyman...

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. It would be nice, but sadly, they invent nuclear bombs early in 2008

and wipe everything out on the planet in an intertribal Teal-Wood nuclear war. Sadly, they weren't scheduled to invent ethics until July of 2008.

[kevsand]

5. Bummer.

However, that still puts them a rung above the neo-cons on the evolutionary ladder. They're not scheduled to discover ethics until Charleton Heston and/or James Franciscus show up a millenium later to stir the pot on the "Planet of the Ducks."

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. So very true!

Even ducks can find an ethical system faster than the rightwing faux-Christian republican asswipes.

"Planet of the Ducks" - brilliant! :rofl:

[XemaSab]

12. .

:spray:

(and i didn't actually have any liquid in my mouth at the time.... be afraid.... be very afraid...!!!!)

[swag]

3. First fast reading of subject made me think this a tele-dildonics thread.

Maybe next year.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. tele-dildonics?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I bet Roseanne Barr would subscribe to that!

[Deja Q]

4. Sorry, but beastiality isn't my gig.

:wow:

:rofl:

[chknltl]

8. I knew it!

Damned ducks!!!! Always up to no good like this. If it were up to me all those starving folks on this planet would be fed duck, Roast Duck, Peking Duck, Duck-Kabobs, Duck: the other white meat, Ducks are evil, ducks are fowl, Daffy and Donald both vote republican, Scrooge McDuck owns Halliburton, Global warming is a plot hatched by ducks!!!11!!!! The only good duck is a dead duck, Free Republic is funded by ducks. Carl Sagan was killed in his sleep by ducks, billions and billions of them. Ducks sabotaged NASA, bringing down two Space Shuttles and almost got Apollo XIII too.
Ducks blew up MT. St. Hellens, J Edgar Hoover was a duck. Bird Flu? Duck invention. Alien kidnappings? Ducks in the dark! Monday Night Football gone from ABC? Ducks did that because they have no team named after them! KFC? Duck plot to wipe out chickens! The levees in New Orleans were undermined by ducks!!! Somehow the world needs to wake up here: Ducks are just plain wrong!


I just found out ducks are teaming up with Llamas!!!! Now we are all doomed!!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php :cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

9. SAY IT ISN'T SO!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. "We are closed, now!"

[kevsand]

13. Trapped!

In a world of talking, hairless apes...

The film never really did justice to Steve Gerber's original comic vision, but it was still a lot more fun than anyone ever gave it credit for. Plus, it had a young Lea Thompson (pant, pant) and one of my all time favorite character actors, Jeffrey Jones. (Tim Robbins, too, for that matter...)

"He's my boyfriend!"
"That's disgusting."
"You hardly know him..."

[XemaSab]

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on edit: ducks are one of the few birds that actually have penis-like organs. little known fact.

[EstimatedProphet]

15. That's true

Supposedly the same is true of George Bush.

[madeline_con]

14. But... evolution's just a theeeeory! n/t