For Cryin' Out Loud: Woman Marries Dolphin in Israel!

[Radio_Lady]

One of the top stories story on the first page of the Salt Lake City daily newspaper:

Did you see this one? (I Kid You Not...)

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1857229,00.html

Woman 'marries' dolphin
31/12/2005 21:59 - (SA)

Aron Heller

Jerusalem - Sharon Tendler met Cindy (EDITOR'S NOTE: "A BOY NAMED CINDY?) 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said on Saturday, upon her return to London.

[CanuckAmok]

1. Well, at least she's found her special porpoise in life.

n/t

[Radio_Lady]

2. Very funny, CanuckAmok! Happy New Year, pal! Here's to more

movies from Canada in 2006... keepin' you busy, right?

[Radio_Lady]

3. Seriously, I don't know if any judge, rabbi, priest or minister would

marry a human being to an animal. Heck, I had a dog that was more faithful to me than my husband, but I didn't want to marry it!

[Blue_Roses]

4. LOL!

:rofl:

[Sannum]

5. For god's sake, don't let gay's marry

we don't want to ruin the sanctity of it:eyes:

[NMMNG]

6. I just knew when they started letting heteros get married

several thousand years ago that it would lead to this sort of stuff. :eyes:

[madeline_con]

7. "The gay agenda" in action! (gasp!) n/t

[kevsand]

8. Was there a dowry? /nt

[rucky]

9. Santorium warned us about this.

I feel the sanctity of my heterosexual intraspecies marriage crumbling as I type this.