Are you unsaved?

[proud2BlibKansan]

If you are Unsaved, This is YOUR DAY: Now for a limited time, receive our Certification of Eternal Security. This exclusive offer gives you access to special Landover Baptist Church events on Judgment Day Evening.

[evlbstrd]

1. After the Rapture,

can I have your car?

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. I want that bumper sticker!!

And the one my friend has:

I FOUND JESUS
HE WAS UNDER THE SOFA THE WHOLE TIME

[evlbstrd]

5. I also like this one:

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I have a button that says:

Jesus is coming.
Roll up an extra fat one.

[evlbstrd]

7. I want one of those.

Cuz that's what I'd do.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. I used to have it in my car and then one night while my dumb kid

was out driving around, he got pulled over. When he told me about it later, I was hoping the cop hadn't seen it.

[evlbstrd]

11. That could be asking for trouble.

I used to get stopped and searched in Kansas all the time. Especially when I drove an old baby blue Dodge pickup. Oh, and my hair was four feet long.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Yep - Kansas cops

Don't get me started.

Hey guess what? The first murder of the year was a block from my school. :scared:

[evlbstrd]

16. They sure didn't waste much time.

The crime rate is a great economic indicator.

[haydukelives]

8. LOL

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. Remember this:

[graywarrior]

2. I'm saved on my hard drive

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Get it blessed

Make sure the priest uses holy water.

[unsavedtrash]

12. indeed I am unsaved

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. LOL yes we are

[JanMichael]

15. Yes THANK GOD!

Whew.

[radwriter0555]

17. Darn it! I was saved right the first time, I HATE to miss a sale like this

dang-nab it all!

[lumberjack_jeff]

18. Lost? I dunno.... misplaced, I think.