I haven't laughed so hard in MONTHS. You need to hear this.

[amitten]

Go to www.thesneeze.com and look at the newest posting--the one about "O Holy Night." Listen to the song. I guarantee your face will be soaking wet with tears of hysterical joy. :D

On edit: You have to listen to the whole thing. It gets more terrible and hilarious with each passing moment.

[lizziegrace]

1. This was emailed to me last week

I thought I would die! It's so much worse than awful. I don't think there's a word in the English language to describe it. :hi:

[amitten]

2. I think that word might be "unbearable". n/t

[lizziegrace]

4. that would be close n/t

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. I am falling on my knees for different reasons .

Oh my gosh this is AWFUL ! But funny - damn - who told him that he could sing ? It sounds as if someone is beating him down as he sings . I am saving this for e-mails .

[amitten]

5. I think, really, that the person singing, (I use that term lightly) is

not, um, entirely well.

Singing that horrific must surely be born of an illness.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. What is your explaination for Britney Spears ?

LOL ;) :hi:

[amitten]

9. Good question!

I guess bleach and boobs go a long way these days.

A long, long, long way.

[0007]

6. Different strokes for different folks.

Thanks anyway!

[amitten]

7. You're welcome. n/t

[Dangerously Amused]

10. THAT. Was. Funny!

Hilarious, even.

Thanks. It is bookmarked and will be sent next year.

[amitten]

12. Were you amused? DANGEROUSLY amused??? n/t

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Ha ha... actually, yes I was.

Because I'm sick with a bad cold, and I laughed so hard that it hurt my sore throat and it made me start coughing really hard.

Man, I coulda DIED from laughter right then and there. So... I literally was dangerously amused!

Thank you for that!

:thumbsup:

[amitten]

17. You're welcome. I hope my thread doesn't kill anyone! n/t

[kevsand]

11. I think davsand may have

just wet herself. I can't tell because I'm laughing too hard to get up. That is one dangerous sound clip...

[amitten]

14. I think I just figured out why it's SOOOOOOO bad...

You know those sound booths you can use to record your own song for posterity? A lot of malls used to have them. Well...

I did it once in high school with a friend (as a joke) and as I recall, you have to first choose a song from a list. Once chosen, you can opt to sing with or without the actual pre-recorded singer singing along in your headphones. So, many people probably are in the booth singing away with a PROFESSIONAL SINGER'S VOICE ringing in their ears. They can't hear themselves, and bleat loudly away with no shame.

I think our featured singer was a victim of just such a situation. That said...he still sucks in a most frightening way. :scared:

[xmas74]

13. I'm saving that for the next time I can't think of a good

punishment.

[amitten]

18. That is a great idea. n/t

[lumberingbear]

15. ...

[Straight Shooter]

19. Was someone periodically stabbing this guy with a hypodermic needle?

This one is a keeper!

[amitten]

20. I think...he might have been stabbing...himself.

x(

[tuvor]

21. enigmatic's been playing this on his radio show.

He knows good music!

[amitten]

26. The man has good taste. n/t

[Maestro]

22. Sign him up for American Idol

Oh God, that was horrible!!!!!!!!!

[amitten]

23. And people thought William Hung sucked.

Oh, little did they know... :evilgrin:

[AngryOldDem]

24. Thanks for sharing

I, too, have now spread the good holiday cheer to a few other people. And I have bookmarked The Sneeze site for when I have more time to look at it. The "Steve, Don't Eat It!" feature had me almost in tears, and I was doing a quick scan of it.

Thanks for sharing!

[amitten]

25. Yeah, The Sneeze is actually pretty hilarious throughout.

I try to spread the joy when I get the chance.

And, you're welcome!

[EstimatedProphet]

27. This is horrible

He is so self-impressed it's like he's parodying himself

[amitten]

28. I don't know what happened to him. But I hope he found help.

The poor guy.

[amitten]

29. Friendly kick for the late-night crowd.

This lovely voice deserves its due. }(

[enigmatic]

30. My Man Homer Slockenheimer!

Christmas on Radio Enigma is not Christmas unless we play "O Holy Night"!:)

[amitten]

31. Wait! Is that his name?

Please elaborate. He's destined for fame!

[enigmatic]

32. That's him

We've played Homer on the station for 3 years now; a guy (not Homer)sent the mp3 to me w/ just the name and the song. He's the greatest Dada musician of all-time in my book...

[amitten]

33. Everyone I've played this for has been in pain with laughter.

I've never seen anything send people into such hysterics.

My body is sore from listening to this thing...my stomach muscles have had it!

[enigmatic]

34. Oh, I know

Just when you think the out of control/tune voice of Homer's has crashed and burned, another attempt at a high note starts a bigger explosion:)

I'd like to think Homer is at Kareoke night somewhere at a sleazty bar belting this out at Christmas Eve, w/ fellow barflies passed out on the bar..