A Special Offer From the US Department of Faith

[proud2BlibKansan]

Win a Vacation With President Bush!

Seven Luxury Slots Available! Enter Now to Win!

This exclusive offer is reserved for Republican friends of Jesus Christ and His anointed, duly appointed ruler of the civilized world, (pictured right) President George W. Bush:

Did you know that in order to demonstrate His indefatigable readiness and leadership, our infallible Christian President limits Himself to a mere dozen vacations each year, some of them lasting fewer than five weeks?! It’s true! And with a such a grueling calendar, it’s truly a miracle that our Godly President can maintain His legendary between-naps stamina!

Of course, Presidential outings are luxurious, highly exclusive affairs with very short guest lists. Sometimes, even the President’s closest Saudi Arabian friends cannot join him – let alone common sub-royal rabble such ourselves.

But not anymore – because for the first time ever, the US Department of Faith has been tasked with conducting a nationwide sweepstakes to find seven lucky winners to enjoy the President's company on future taxpayer-financed, month-long escapes from the fetid liberal cesspool that is Washington DC – and it could be YOU! So don’t delay – enter TODAY!



Included in Crawford Vacation With President Bush Package:

* 4 weeks accommodations in Prairie Chapel Ranch guest house (includes indentured Mexican houseboy!)
* Daily continental Tex-Mex breakfast barbecue buffet and Bible study
* 1 day of side-saddle horseback riding with the First Lady
* 2 days of motocross racing with the coolest Christian man ever! (GW)
* 1 day bicycle tour of Crawford with formal Presidential SWAT escort
* Daily afternoon Mex-Tex lunch barbecue buffet, Bible study and hymn sing
* Accompany the President on a 15-minute flyover assessment of the latest super-cool, radical disaster area. Drinks and hors d'oeuvres served in flight!
* Evening backgammon and charades
* Daily late-night open bar with Toby Keith square dancing and bible study
* Autographed American Flag

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0905/bushvacationoffer.html

[NMMNG]

1. Sign me up!

This sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. I am getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it. Oh, I hope I win, I hope I win.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. OK you are in

Now go clean out your savings and send it all to the church.

[Heidi]

2. I'd rather catch diptheria, but thanks for the heads-up!

:thumbsup:

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. No biggie, we can faith heal you.

[XemaSab]

3. Why does that remind me of

grovelbot?

:shrug: