I am still in love with my sex.

[Dangerously Amused]

(Sorry. Someone had to do it.)

[alarcojon]

1. I am still in love with my pecs

(didn't want to start a whole new post for that one :blush:)

[Dangerously Amused]

3. Hey you!

[alarcojon]

4. Hola!

Hey, I mentioned in a recent picture thread that my niece looks a lot like your younger one. Is yours half-Ecuadorean, one quarter German and one quarter Italian?

[Dangerously Amused]

8. How did you know?!

Really she is mostly German and French.

But I think your combo sounds much more interesting!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Dangerously Amused!

This is a prime example of a copycat thread!

And you're right....someone had to do it....YOU!

How did you get the tiny type?

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Howdy CaliPeg!

The tiny type. Well, see, ForrestGump was making excellent use of the tiny type in his posts (he is very clever and creative with such things), and I envied his itty bitty posts. So I started messin' around with the options under the "HTML lookup table" link which is in blue, above the window where you are when you type your posts - kind of by the "Smilies lookup table" link. In there are a lot of options for ways to change your font, but to change the size to tiny, you type this:

{font size="1"}XXXXXXXX{font}

EXCEPT, you use "<" and ">" for the bracket parts instead of "{" and "}" (if I showed it to you the right way, it would just execute the command and make no sense at all). Oh, and the "XXXX" part is all whatever you type that you want to be in tiny letters.


Okay? Now I want you to send me a reply in teeny tiny letters...



Edit: Oh god, NO!! Do NOT use the arrow keys as shown above. I did not realize it but the program substituted them for the keys you are supposed to use, which are the straight brackets (on the same keys as the "{" and "}" characters, but without the shift command). Like the same brackets you put around a word to make it in italic.

Oh help. Is this making any sense? Sorry...!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Ah, my dear Dangerously Amused!

I'm waaay too sleepy to try anything so complex! I looked at the table, and nearly threw up!

Some other time...but, thank you nonetheless!

[Strong Atheist]

68. Well, let's see ....

Is it tiny?

Edited to add: Yep, it worked! Thanks for adding to my arsenal! Just for that, I will warn you - do not look at todays earworm!

[Dangerously Amused]

72. Hey, good for you!

:thumbsup:


Bravo!

I'm glad SOMEONE was able to figure out my messed up instructions above.

And by the way, thank you for the earworm warning, but it turned out to be completely useless as I went DIRECTLY TO the earworm as a result of you piquing my curiosity, and now have RHPS on the brain.



It's okay though, it brings back some good memories from back in the day. :)

In fact, here's a little something just for you...


http://www.angryalien.com/0705/rhpsbuns.asp

[Strong Atheist]

95. That was just plain

WEIRD.

Thanks!

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Me too

Now the question is...is anyone else???

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Absolutely! And here he is now...

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh i'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that i love you but you still say no!

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.. Sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all...
Sex is something we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's... One on one
One on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a lover

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

[DS1]

7. Share the love?

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

11. What's LOVE got to do with it?!?

What's love, but a second-hand emotion?

What's love got to do, got to do with it?

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?


Geez. A girl just wants to start a simple sex thread around here and you prissy boys have to make it all about "love."

Sheesh.

[Ptah]

10. Excuse me while I kiss this guy

[Dangerously Amused]

23. You got it!

[Heidi]

12. I am still in love with my specs.

Yeah, I know I look like a dork in them, but sometimes, slammin' the old contacts into my eyes just ain't cuttin' it. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. 'Dork'

Not

EEE

ven.



:loveya:

[Heidi]

15. I lovelovelove dorks!

Dorks UNITE! :hug: :loveya: OR!

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Solidarigeek!

*points to glasses*

[Heidi]

29. Right on!

As a dork in good standing, it's taken all of my self-restraint this morning not to start a "I am still in love with my sects" thread. :eyes:

http://www.coolsociology.net/Articles/simulating_sects.htm

[gmoney]

18. Babe Alert!

Code Orange! :) :loveya: Heidi :loveya:

[Heidi]

20. Code Orange!!!!!

Ya just _had_ to drag my haircolor into it, dintcha? :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[gmoney]

67. No! I was referring to the shirt!

I have no room to make fun of anyone's hair color.

:loveya: Heidi! :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Aww! Now THAT is the cutest photo I've ever seen of you!

And your hair... my god, woman, your hair...

TO DIE FOR!


*swoons*

[Heidi]

21. Code Orange!!!

(As my friend gmoney so succinctnly described it. :rofl: :spray: )

[redwitch]

87. Wow. This is interesting.

Heidi, you look quite a bit like me- when I was younger and had long hair. Do you have family from southern Indiana or Kentucky? I just had my hubby look at your picture and he agrees. Now I just have to dig through old photos to find one to show you.

[NMMNG]

13. Pervert!

;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Good thing, given my New Year's resolution, eh?

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

26. Hey, I already worked on mine yesterday morning

Twice. :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Good girl!

It's a sacrifice, but someone has to do it.

[NMMNG]

36. It's not going to touch itself

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Someone give that girl a hand!

:applause:











:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

66. Thank you, thank you very much

[ForrestGump]

31. Let me know if I can help you out with that resolution. Or, at least,

watch. :D

[NMMNG]

34. Voyeur

:eyes:













:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

37. Voyeur? What's that? French?

Why do you hate America? :P

[NMMNG]

39. Because it is obsolete

Didn't you get the memo? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4522314&mesg_id=4522314

[ForrestGump]

41. Well, darn

That's a bummer. :-(

Comment ca va?

[NMMNG]

43. Pardon?

Comment ca va? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Typography note

Comment ça va?



You are excused.

[ForrestGump]

46. You've got a dangly thing

on your 'c' :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. You could stroke a dangly thing

on your 'c'.

Windows: alt+0231

[ForrestGump]

48. Mac

Option-C: ç

:D

Much easier.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. Everything's easier on a Mac

If I wanna do an ñ, for example, I gotta look at my list, then hold down the 'alt' key with one finger and go over here with another finger and type 0241 — making sure, of course, that the number lock is on.

You go Option-N.

Fascist. :grr:

[ForrestGump]

53. Gives us a spare finger with which to

...um...do something that would get this message deleted... :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. Hey, it didn't hurt Buffy none

:shrug:









:hide:

[Dangerously Amused]

52. GODDAMIT!

Now DON'T you boys go getting my sex thread all locked up by talkin about strokin you dangly things like that!

You hear me?!?



:mad:

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. See post #54

I am so deft. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

57. Who said it's dangly?

[Dangerously Amused]

59. Oh. My.

Uh...


:blush:

:yoiks:

[ForrestGump]

60. You're right

:D

[mwooldri]

85. It's the spray starch that keeps it that way.

[ForrestGump]

45. The Gall of you!

C'est dommage!

[Dangerously Amused]

82. C'est dommage?

Non, c'est fromage!

[ForrestGump]

88. Ah! Le grand fromage!

Les amusements dangereux...

[Dangerously Amused]

91. Non, la petite fromage.

Le grande fromage c'est Reverend Cheesehead.

[Dangerously Amused]

35. Sure, baby! Let's get started!

[ForrestGump]

38. Shake it!!!

Mamacita!

Get started? Already have -- why do you think my hands are like that? :D

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Well, come on. Don't just sit there...

...dance with me!




All right now!

[ForrestGump]

42. Unnnh!! Waaahh! Get down! Get back up again! Get on the good foot!

Help me! Good God!

Shoot...so that'swhat we look like, side by side. You're little. :-)

[Dangerously Amused]

49. Yeah, maybe so. But I pack a whallop.

Actually, we probably look more like this:

[ForrestGump]

51. Wow...I'm huge!

And tall, too. :D

Yeah, baby!

Or this, maybe:

[Dangerously Amused]

55. Or this...

(to the tune of "Beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darin)...

[ForrestGump]

58. Aaaaahhhhhhh

:loveya:


S-sounds....

[Dangerously Amused]

62. 'S" sounds? Really?

Ooohhhhh, "S" sounds!


SSSSssssssssssssssss....

[ForrestGump]

63. Ssssssssssurely

Ssssssssssweetheart.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssee?

[Dangerously Amused]

64. Mmmmmm...

Chocolate "S" sounds...





Ooohhhhh, yummy!

[ForrestGump]

65. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm" is good, too

Especially in...well..I'll tell you later. :D

Your chocolate kiss is the key to my chocolate heart...



I'm melting... :loveya:

[gmoney]

79. Had to swipe the James Brown one...

That's classic! Was lucky enough to see JB perform about 10 (15?) years ago, and he was awesome!

[ForrestGump]

22. If you hadn't done this

I would have :-)

[Dangerously Amused]

24. I know.

:hug:

[Ptah]

25. Me too

!!!


!! !!

[ForrestGump]

28. I'm in love with your

...um...


hugs.

:D

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Wait 'til you try

..the chocolate covered ones!

[ForrestGump]

33. I don't want to wait

:D

Feed me!

[Dangerously Amused]

74. :)

[ForrestGump]

75. I'm coming!

I mean.... :hug:

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

76. Most excellent!

What time shall I expect you? I'll put some tea on.


Biscuits or crumpets, luv?











:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

78. You're my crumpet

:loveya:

With or without honey smeared all over.

Besides, I've heard Midwest Airlines has good bikkies.... :D

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

83. I bet you'd like my hot sticky buns.

[ForrestGump]

84. Oooooo...baby...

I hope you like lots of frosting on them...






:o

[Deja Q]

69. I am in love with what I can't get.

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

70. Welcome to the club...

I'm up for election for president of the straight guy chapter. Vote Quimby.

[Dangerously Amused]

80. Hey Dude.

If I wasn't old enough to be your mother, I swear...

[ghostsofgiants]

98. Haha...

:blush:

[Dangerously Amused]

81. Delete/dupe.

[Dangerously Amused]

73. No worries, Mate!

If you're down and confused
And you don't remember who you're talking to
Concentration slips away
Cos your baby is so far away

(Chorus)
Well there's a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you're with

Don't be angry don't be sad
Don't sit crying over good times you had
There's a girl, right next to you
And she's just waiting for something to do

(Chorus)

Turn your heartache right into joy
She's a girl and you're a boy
So get it together make it nice
And you won't need any more advice


* amend pronoun gender as desired :7

[Guava Jelly]

71. I am still i love with your pictures

wow!!

[Dangerously Amused]

77. Really?

Oh geez, go on with ya...

[Guava Jelly]

86. just call them like i see them

:O)

[elshiva]

89. I am bisexual, so I guess I am too?

[Dangerously Amused]

92. Sure!

:7

:thumbsup:

[dpbrown]

90. So am I!!

(Oh yeah, and I like mine, too...)

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

94. Hey! I like yours, too!

I also like your gender.


:evilgrin:

[dpbrown]

97. Not a bender!

(Modesty precludes me from further revelations...)

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

93. How the hell did I miss this yesterday?

DA talking about sex? Damn...

[Dangerously Amused]

96. I know.

'Cuz it happens so rarely, hey? :eyes: