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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:00 AM
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That fucking Jesus hating prick, Clark Gable
He cheated on his wife, bringing shame and immorality upon all of society, including us. To this very day.

Die in hell you anti-Christian demon.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:02 AM
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1. He was an immoral man!! Shame on him!!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:06 AM
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2. Unoriginal sin! How dare he?!?! (nt)
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:07 AM
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4. Yes
They say it was semi-boring. ;)
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:27 AM
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9. Heidi, hello and Happy New Year
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:29 AM
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10. Hi, Barb! You chose the perfect thread to NOT say "Heidi-Ho!"
:rofl:

Happy New Year to you, too, gf! :hug:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 01:13 AM
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17. BWAHAHA
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:07 AM
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3. He destroyed traditional marriage
The horror, the horror. :cry:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:08 AM
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5. As we know it.
Or knew it. Or . . . something.

;)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:24 AM
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6. The "traditional marriage" fundies scream about never existed
Except in their minds. Marriage is, and always has been, in a state of constant change because people and society are always in a state of constant change. The fundies try to blame it on the gays or the women's movement, but really it is just a normal condition of humanity.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:42 AM
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11. Traditional Marriage
There are rules:

1. The woman always has to do what the man says.

2. She has to have sex with him any time he wants it.

3. He is not allowed to beat her with a stick bigger around than his thumb.

4. It's okay for him to get drunk and have sex with other women, if he wants.

5. It is the woman's job to take care of the kids.

6. Don't serve supper late, or she'll get a beating.

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 04:58 AM
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13. Oooh, sounds great to me
Sign me up! :sarcasm:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 09:00 AM
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14. don't forget
foreplay is optional for the man

oral sex is something a woman does to her husband, and not vice versa

the woman must rely on the man to be the sole means of support for her and her children.

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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:27 AM
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8. Uh, which wife you talkin' about
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:26 AM
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7. Okay, Floogedly needs a straightjacket
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 03:45 AM
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12. Oh, it's not really a matter of "need"
More like "want."

:P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 09:14 AM
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15. Frankly, I don't think he gave a damn
just saying...

RL
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 11:03 AM
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16. He had bad breath too
Vivien Leigh hated to kiss him...
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