Christians have the stupidest signs

[tavalon]

Well, maybe not the stupidest, but it sure seems like it sometimes.

The one I saw last night says, "Santa never died for anyone."

Okay.

I like one of my partners' rejoinders, "Well, Jesus never gave out toys."

I love his sense of humor, whacked out as it is.

[NMMNG]

1. BFD

Nobody ever killed in Santa's name either.

[XemaSab]

2. Speak for yourself there...

:hide:

[asthmaticeog]

5. Well, I did once, actually.

Mrs. Claus was spreadin' 'em for any elf who happened to walk by, she totally had it coming. And the $250,000 in small unmarked bills came in REAL handy for Chanukkah gifts.

[NMMNG]

6. I see

:yoiks:

[jmm]

3. Christmas is suppose to be about Jesus's birth, not his death

The following pic is of a house I pass on my way to work. Talking about how Santa never died for anyone or setting up a Christmas cross make about as much sense as giving someone a coffin cake for their birthday. Birth shouldn't be celebrated with symbolisms of death. People who do that with Christmas simply like feeling as if they are more enlightened than everyone else and they should be the moral arbitrators of society.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Now you gave me an idea -- a vampire-themed birthday party!

Coffin cake, monster costumes, grape juice served as "blood" by waiters looking like the Addams butler, the works.

Excellent for people who have a birthday near the end of October.

[NMMNG]

7. Fundies are obsessed with death

Forget their so-called "Culture of Life". They worship death. They pay little or no attention to Jesus' resurrection but focus instead on how he died, indeed that seems to be all they do talk about in reference to Jesus. Otherwise their whole focus is on the hellfire and brimstone aspects of the Bible. When it comes to humanity they speak in terms of punishment, the death penalty, screw the poor (let them die), screw the disabled (let them die too), screw gays (they must die) and screw anybody else who isn't lucky enough to be rich and privileged like them (let them all die, just as long as we have ours).

[Wapsie B]

10. Exactly.

They get off on Good Friday big time. The more blood and gore the better.

[sakabatou]

8. Here's another one:

[elshiva]

9. I can't see that one.

[sakabatou]

11. Really?

http://kurai-ryuu.deviantart.com/scraps/

Go there and click on the top left hand corner pic.

[elshiva]

14. Thanks!

[datasuspect]

12. "paid in full" - God

in a blood lettering font on a billboard . . .

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Show 'em this one

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

[elshiva]

15. HA! HA!

:rofl: