After lots of experimentation with different marriages, it is my opinion

[Ellen Forradalom]

that marriages crumbled into little pieces and marinated in their own juices are tastiest broiled in a hot flame war.

[Redstone]

1. Ah, but never forget that revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

Not that this particular piece of wisdom is of any help to you...

Not having a good night, are you? I am genuinely sorry about that, and wish there was something I could do to help.

I wish you had a better life than you do...hang in there.

Redstone

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Oh no no no no

My night is fine! I'm having lots of fun being sarcastic! Doesn't always translate well to print, though. I understand.

[Redstone]

3. Glad to hear you're having a good night.

Redstone

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Sorry to alarm you!

And I hope your night is fine, too.

[Redstone]

5. Doing OK, m'dear.

Here's to you having many more good nights.

Redstone

[KitchenWitch]

6. ...

:spray:

I am partial to broken marriages in butter, cream, and garlic sauce!

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. OMG YUM

You uttered the Holy Trinity!

[KitchenWitch]

8. LOL

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. I have fallen to my knees

in a pool of my own saliva, and am crossing myself.