How many of you exist?

[Dangerously Amused]

[ForrestGump]

1. I don't know. Can you feel this?...

...if so, I exist. :-)

If not, I'll just have to try harder.

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Harder, harder!

Try, I mean.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

37. I don't know if it's possible to be harder!

Trying, I mean. :D

[NMMNG]

2. I think, therefore I am.

Or something like that. :shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

13. To be or not to be, maybe?

?

[Fox Mulder]

3. I'm simply existing...

if that's what you're asking...:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Well...

WHEREAS some people around here want to know whether you exist without a cell phone, and

WHEREAS other people want to know whether you exist without a LAND LINE,

THEREFORE, me, I just want to know whether you exist.

That's all.




But I'm glad to see that you do.

I do too, by the way.



Hey, we should start a club or something.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Define 'exist'

[ForrestGump]

5. Define 'many'

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Define 'you'

[ForrestGump]

7. Define 'how'

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Define 'of'

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. Define 'define'

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Brazillions.

[ForrestGump]

38. That's a big bra

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Aye carrumba!

Had to go all existential on me now didn't you, Mr. Nietzsche?


What IS that monstorous thing you are eating there, by the way? :scared:

[In_The_Wind]

9. I do.

My hairdresser can attest to that fact.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Wow.

I always thought the "Does she or doesn't she?" thing had to do with something else entirely. Du-uuh. I feel so dumb now!

They should just have hairdressers tally up customers for the census, eh?





Hey Joanie!

I'm glad YOU exist!


'Tween you an me an Buffy, we gotta keep those BOYS in line. :eyes:

[In_The_Wind]

14. Good Morning!

Giggle!
We'll have fun keeping the BOYS smilin' while we keep 'em inline..

I'm very glad you exist too.

[MrScorpio]

17. I'm just a figment of your imagination

Move on, there're nothing to look at.

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Y-y-you mean...

...my belt is still broken and my pants have been falling down all this time without me knowing about it?!?

OMG!


:yoiks:

[MrScorpio]

19. Uh... Yeahh

I've been meaning to tell you about that.


But I was stunned into silence.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Sure, if you want me to.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Hmm. You're a tricky one.

I think I need some proof in the form of photographs from New Year's Eve.

:thumbsup:

:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. D'oh! You remember.

Yeah, I'll get those posted soon. :banghead:

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Yaaaaay!

Yeah, something like that I'm not about to forget.

It's that whole swoon-smile-swoon thing.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. I'll probably have them up tomorrow around this time.

The things I do for you. ;)

[RetroLounge]

24. Only in my dreams...

:hi:

RL

[Dangerously Amused]

25. Nuh uh. Not true.

You exist in MY dreams, too. ;)

[RetroLounge]

27. Them why are we both awake?

:shrug:

Time to get busy sleeping. See you there...

:hi:

RL

[swimboy]

28. I do

but manifested a little differently in each person's mind

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Rather deliciously in mine.

:9

[swimboy]

45. Awww

Thanks! :D

:bounce::bounce:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

29. present.

[edbermac]

30. I drink; therefore I am...

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[anarch]

31. I think, therefore I am

going to go eat some lunch.

[TheBaldyMan]

32. I stink therefore I am

or I maybe I'm an olfactory hallucination!

[Dangerously Amused]

43. I... uh... WINK, therefore I am!

:woohoo:

[GOPisEvil]

34. Hey! You've met me - you know I'm real!

:P

[ForrestGump]

42. I don't believe you. I think you're silicone.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

44. Hey, those marble abs are all natural!

x(

[ForrestGump]

47. All right, Captain Marble

Though you handily skipped Las Vegas, obviously for fear that I'd discover your little secret... :P

[GOPisEvil]

48. I, uh, er...

What's that mom? Be right there.

:yoiks:

[Dangerously Amused]

46. True.

I'm such a lucky girl!

:7

[GOPisEvil]

49. No, no, it is I who is the lucky one.

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

35. All of us

I'm here
So am I
Me too

[TallahasseeGrannie]

36. I think I think

therefore, I think I exist

[leftofthedial]

39. only the noisy ones

who aren't in a forest falling down.

[DelawareValleyDem]

41. I'm constantly jumping in and out of existence

much like certain subatomic particles.