There's no end to Celebrity Insanity

[mcscajun]

January 3, 2006 -- IN what's surely the scariest development of the young new year, allhiphop.com reports that "Dirty Dancing" star Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap single. The actor, who had a massive hit in 1987 with "She's Like the Wind," told the site he's working on a new tune which will show that "rap rhythms an emotional undercurrent for ballads." Swayze is no stranger to keepin' it real - he starred in Ja Rule's video for "Reign" - but didn't have a "timeline" for when his foray into hip-hop would be released.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/58897.htm

He was a hunk, he could dance like nobody's business...but his singing was always thin and reedy, even and especially in "She's Like the Wind." Now he's gonna Rap? Ugh.

[DS1]

1. Oh man, I hope there's one of those recorded rap-battles between

him and K-Fed :rofl:

[matcom]

3. they should turn it into a movie

"2 Feet" ?

[DS1]

11. Or the Recording Artist Faux Pas of 2006

White Power

[matcom]

2. kill.me.now.

or better yet.....

[mcscajun]

9. Hang in there, matcom...there's always hope

This project will die stillborn.

We still need you around here. :)

[underpants]

4. No "Roadhouse 2"?????

Hollywood is dead to me.

[underpants]

6. I apologize there IS a "Roadhouse 2"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469965/

[ragin_acadian]

7. he still had some family left in the end of next of kin -

maybe there is hope for a sequel?

[bertha katzenengel]

5. It could be worse. Pat Boone could cut a heavy metal CD.

*blink*

[mcscajun]

8. I think I'll go shoot myself now.

Or maybe just stick knitting needles ... never mind.

I'm okay now. Whew!

[Initech]

10. Times like this I miss Chappelle's Show.

This could be a potentially great candidate for the "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" segment.

[Shell Beau]

12. Um, what?

:o