have you ever had a lifesaver?

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1. Once

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2. HEE HEE

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of First-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red .................... cherry",
"Yellow ............... lemon",
"Green ................ lime",
"Orange ............. orange".


Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"

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3. LOL!!!

That's a good one.