I didn't just fall off of the turnip truck.

[Heidi]

Is there anyone else here who also didn't just fall off of the turnip truck? :shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. No but I did off the rhubarb truck.

[Heidi]

16. And you're one yak short of a herd, too.

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Hey! I got plenty of yaks. I got a whole herd!!

[Heidi]

21. You're ready to rumble, aintcha, Crazy!

I'll be your head cheerleader, OK? :thumbsup:

[radwriter0555]

43. I mighta been born at night, but I wasn't born last night, ya know?

*cough*

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. I don't know, but I definitely wasn't born yesterday.

Maybe the day before, but definitely not yesterday.

[Heidi]

5. I bet I couldn't interest you

in a timeshare in Antarctica, either, could I? ;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. I could sell refrigerators to the indigenous peoples there.

:D

[Heidi]

19. But could you sell 'em a raft of,

um, bovine excrement? :shrug:

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. I didn't

Also, I was born at night, but not LAST night.

[Heidi]

6. I had guessed that about you.

:hug:

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. Thanks for the hug

I needed that!

[Heidi]

27. Wanna know the best thing about that hug?

It was given to you by me personally, and I won't come back in a few days and retract it. :) Here's another for good measure: :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Neither did I .......

regardless of how things might look!

Heidi, sorry I didn't post in your Nighthawk thread tonight....

It was just too long for me...but I'm still glad to see you!

I did see my daughter and grandson today, and got some good pics!

Another time I will post one for you!

[Heidi]

8. You're sweet, Peggy,

but you're _far_ from stupid. :hug: :loveya: (And no apologies necessary about the Nighthawks thread. Heck, I sometimes don't post there myself. :rofl: )

[Kingshakabobo]

7. No, but I DO have an evil twin. n/t

[Heidi]

11. .

Does your evil twin have access to your DU password? Be careful out there, buckaroo. :thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I never even got to ride on the turnip truck

:cry:

[Heidi]

12. Maybe you did ride on the turnip truck,

but you didn't _recognize_ it as a turnip truck? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I'm a trained, professional journalist

I'd notice turnips in a truck.









What do they look like?

[Heidi]

23. Not sure what they look like, but sometimes they smell like

disingenuous apologies. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Wait a minute

Maybe it was an accordian truck.

:shrug:

[Heidi]

26. No doubt about that.

But _you're_ no L-O-O-Z-A-H. :hug: :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Well... thanks

But not knowin' what turnips look like ain't gonna win me any awards. :blush:

Maybe I should re-think applying at AgWeek.

[RevCheesehead]

10. No, but I will admit that until tonight,

the lights were on, but nobody was home (unless you count the cats).

[Heidi]

14. Too funny!

I taught that expression to my goddaughters when they were about five and seven! :thumbsup:

[texanwitch]

34. I like this one.

There's nothing in the attic but cobwebs.

or

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there is no train.

[Heidi]

36. Those are excellent euphemisms, tw!

I think I've forgotten about 75 percent of the great, very descriptive euphemisms I grew up with. :( Thank you for the reminder, gf! :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. I came up with this one a few years ago

for reporter types:

"He's a couple columns short of a page."

[XemaSab]

20. I don't know bout no turnip truck

but Momma didn't RAISE no fools...

[Heidi]

22. Right on!

:hug: I love me some smart girlfriends! :loveya:

[XemaSab]

24. Me too!!!!

:loveya: back!

[hfojvt]

29. mine didn't either

I was brought up by my uncle.

[Heidi]

31. Your uncle didn't raise no fools, either . . .

That's clear, hfojvt. :pals:

[NMMNG]

30. What turnip truck? Nobody told me anything about a turnip truck.

Why am I always the last to know about these things? :cry:

[Heidi]

32. I apologize.

*Insert rimshot here.* :rofl:

[NMMNG]

35. One rimshot coming up

Just make sure I get the memo next time. :thumbsup:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Banana truck!!

[Heidi]

37. I'm green, but I ain't _that_ green.

:evilgrin:

[Maine Mary]

38. Me neither

:-)

[Heidi]

39. That's good to know.

:)

[Maine Mary]

40. Why didn't you notice that before?

:evilgrin:

[redwitch]

42. Yup. Plus, I didn't just roll in on a loada hay.

Sometimes though, the lights are on but nobody's home.

[In_The_Wind]

44. Hell, I've never even been on a turnip truck.

Did I sleep through a bad night on DU?

BTW ~ I do like eating turnips. not that anyone ask

[Heidi]

47. I love turnips!

And if I knew what they were called in Italian, I'd buy some when I go shopping next week. :thumbsup:

By the way: :loveya: gf. :*

[Orsino]

45. You were pushed? n/t

[Heidi]

46. That's entirely possible.

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

48. if it meant i could sleep in it for a while, i'd volunteer to fall off the

turnip truck.