what the hell is erectile dysfunction?

[k_jerome]

i'm sick of these commercials.

[NMMNG]

1. It is a fancy name for impotence

Just like "overactive bladder" is a fancy name for incontinence.

Drug companies use benign sounding euphemisms to avoid embarassing the patients, and boost their sales. They should take a hint from the movie "Crazy People" and just be up front with people in their ads (plus make the ads a whole lot more interesting).


You want to get it on but your manhood just hangs there? Try Viagra and you'll have a boner for up to four hours!

[XemaSab]

2. That smilie

is uh.... interesting....

[Robeson]

4. I noticed that, too....

...it certainly DOESN'T have erectile dysfunction, does it?....:rofl:

[NMMNG]

5. Isn't it though?

I can honestly say that's the first time I've ever seen one of those things dance, at least on its own. :rofl:

How about some banana sex?

[XemaSab]

7. OMG

Just... OMG

[NMMNG]

8. Tee hee

I could post another one, but I'll spare you.


This time. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

9. Spare the smilie, spoil the Xema

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!

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[XemaSab]

11. Initially I thought I had seen it before

but upon reflection, I realized I hadn't.

I give that one the vote for the nastiest smilie, but only because of the "happy ending."

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[k_jerome]

15. hey, minor here ya know. nt

[k_jerome]

14. the commercials should be so understated. nt

[Robeson]

17. Oh God Buffy, I'm gonna have to turn the lights down low now.....

....you really know how to get a man excited...:P

[NMMNG]

19. Well, um

They're just smilies, but if they really float your boat then by all means.... :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

20. Thanks. At least you know how to play on a guys imagination....

...and that's 9/10th's of it....:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

21. From what I've seen of posts in here

A skyscraper or the Washington Monument can play upon a guy's imagination, so it isn't all that difficult. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. The bane of my existence.

:banghead:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. You talkin' about the ones

with a guy named Tom or somethin', and they drop in all these buzzwords like "stiff" and stuff?

They're trying to sound tongue-in-cheek. They fail. :puke:

[NMMNG]

13. I hate those ads

But obviously people are buying that stupid stuff or they wouldn't keep running them. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Not necessarily

Drug firms, among others, run huge ad campaigns (1.) for new products that might appeal to a lot of people (allergy sufferers, for instance), and (2.) when they're in... uh, stiff competition with another drug firm that has a similar product. The latter is the case with the rod modifiers.

(I just made that up.) :7

[rooboy]

16. Uh... countdown...ignition....lift off.... Houston, we have a problem. n/t

[southlandshari]

22. Locking

Oh damn. I forgot. I can't do that any more.

:hide:


Carry on, then!

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

23. Your powers are useless against me now! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!

[southlandshari]

25. You think so?

Let's see....

Dayum, Forrest, ever since I gave up my moderating gig, I'm not getting alerts in my inbox anymore. So my inbox is...empty. Do you think you could help me fill it up again?

:loveya:




























Going to check inbox in 10...9...8...7...

[ForrestGump]

26. Fill your 'inbox'?

Don't be so coy... :D

[southlandshari]

28. Do I need to spell it out for you, Gump?

I know you have something you want to put in my inbox.

So get on with it, man!

:P

[ForrestGump]

30. I am but a man, remember

:D

Spell slowly and use small words...please.

[JVS]

24. It's when your penis drinks too much and is mean to the family...

thus making the family dysfunctional

[Mojambo]

27. I don't know, but I don't have it.

Really, I mean it. I don't. I swear.

I don't have to prove anything to you!

[HEyHEY]

29. Ask Canuckamok

[rustydog]

31. An affliction to men caused by viewing photos of laura Bush

[In_The_Wind]

32. Something that happens occasionally ...

to everyone eventually.

[Montauk6]

33. Picture a lap dance

Mr. Happy's reaction is to stop snoring long enough to smack the snooze button and going back to sleep. That may give you an idea of ED.

[khashka]

34. It's a technical term in the construction business

It's shorthand for "The impressive tower we were building? Well, we can't. Sorry."

Khash.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Locking

DU is not the appropriate place to obtain or dispense medical advice.

Please consult your health care provider.


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