New Disease Discovered

[mindem]

Subject: Warning - New Disease has been detected!

Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re elect him". Many victims contracted it in 2004. after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how the destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Yikes

times a brazillion

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. LOL!

:toast:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. WHEEEE!! This is the brazilian joke of 2006!

:crazy:

[Strong Atheist]

4. lol! nt.