Ha ha ha ha ha! "The devil's plan is to turn everyone homosexual."

[crispini]

This wingnut caller on Jerry Springer is actually claiming that the devil's goal is to turn everyone gay and then nobody will reproduce anymore and "then the human race will end."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oh, please. We're a lot more likely to kill ourselves off through too MANY people and biological degredation. This sad wingnut actually believes we're going to gay-ify ourselves out of existence!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Where the hell do these people come from?

:rofl::crazy:

[Orsino]

3. From fundy parents, and maybe from schools stretched too thin...

...to teach critical thinking.

[crispini]

6. Now there's a new wingnut on there

claiming that they're going to force kids to watch Brokeback Mountain in school. :wtf:

Springer has so much patience with these loons. I'd be like Randi and just yell at them and tell them to fuck off. :crazy:

[Shell Beau]

2. That's about as nutty as they can get!

:o Crazy crazy!! But gives me something to laugh about! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

4. Man, talk about a sheltered life!!

:wow:
:dunce:

:rofl:

[crispini]

8. Yeah, there's what, 10 BILLION people in the world or something?

The human race is not exactly going to wither and die on the vine from LACK OF BREEDING. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

5. Errr... that is the Devil's plan -- he told me

Why is everyone on here laughing about it?

[crispini]

9. part of the "gay agenda?"

;)

[LostinVA]

19. He OWNS the toaster oven factory, man

[bertha katzenengel]

7. oh, jesus - they don't think. that's why they say these stupid things

They don't THINK!

if there were only gay people on the planet, a lot of us would still want children - DUH! - and many would even be willing to "do it" to get those children. :eyes:

[tjwmason]

10. Even avoiding straight-sex - hasn't he heard of I.V.F.?

Doesn't he realise that there are quite a few gay parents around? :shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

13. No kidding! Or even the syringe + embarrased friend in the

next room method!

[Hugin]

11. It's an obvious outcome of all the SATIN WARSHIPPING!!1!!!1

Or so I keep reading on all the blogs.

[swimboy]

20. Sssshhh.

People aren't supposed to know about the Satin. ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

12. I'm more worried about you watching Springer.

Shit, Crispi... :scared:

Besides, wasn't that covered in South Park? :evilgrin:

[crispini]

14. Listening to!

He's got a liberal talk show on AAR now, remember! :)

[RevCheesehead]

16. Oh, OK... I don't get AAR here.

Never mind. :7

[crispini]

22. Streaming over the internet.

We have AAR on-air, but I don't get good radio reception in my office, so I stream anyway.

[Frank Cannon]

15. I believe he was talking about Springer's radio show

It's just a mite different from his TV show. No lesbian dwarf wrestlers cheating on their partners with strippers, for one thing.

[BlueIris]

17. Hey, Satan? Make me gay!

My parents failed me. They gave me boring-straight-woman genes. I've tried to date women, but...most of the gay and bi women I wanted to hook up with got insulted by the fact that I didn't want to have sex with them. Go figure. As a result, my social life is kind of limited. I'd like to date men, but it's been more than five years since I've met a man I wanted to socialize with. Help! Turn me gay! It might make life worth living.

[LostinVA]

21. God, you sound like some of my college GFs

They sooo wanted to be lesbians, but just couldn't quite get into the sex.... TEASE!!!

[Robeson]

27. LOL!!!.....

Great Post....:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. As though the devil's plan is to end humanity; it is not, it is to enslave

humanity and torment them.

At least, if you believe in a literal devil, which I don't, and which isn't supported by scripture at all.

But seriously - if there were a literal devil, the LAST thing he wants is to have no one to torment.

I bet it is the devil who is pushing for uncontrolled reproduction.

[LSK]

23. i think Hugh Hefner must save us all!!!

Now wheres those free subscriptions to playboy?!?! }(

[AntiCoup2K4]

24. It's true! Look what Satan did to that poor bastard Saddam Hussein!

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

25. You know what

I think that might be the most intelligent thing I wing-nut has ever been quoted as saying. I mean It's usually homosexuals will burn in hell, Homosexuals are the devil, Homosexuals are this or that. I mean that actually makes a lick of sense if only they could prove the devil exist at all, and that has the power to take control of people's minds. Beyond that I'll just file that under the same category in my mind as "During a thunderstorm God and the angels are bowling" my grandmother use to tell me that when I was like 3 years old scared of thunderstorms!

[NMMNG]

26. Whatever they're putting in that Kool-aid

It is obviously leading to complete insanity. :crazy: