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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:41 PM
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I had sex with a Soccer Parent once
wild, Wild, WILD i tells ya! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:42 PM
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1. Mmmmmm...soccer mom sex....
:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:44 PM
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2. we did it in her minivan
:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:49 PM
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5. Heh...brother...you don't KNOW...
:bounce:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:52 PM
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11. when doing it, was she also driving and talking on the cell phone?
the soccer moms who talk and drive really piss me off.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:44 PM
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3. Love them soccermoms
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:49 PM
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4. Soccer Moms I'd Love...
oh...never mind...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:50 PM
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7. ...
SMILF?

You are evil! :evilgrin:
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:53 PM
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16. I could not bring myself to type it,
since I am trying to be a good boy.

Holy crap, I could not even keep a straight face for that one!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:50 PM
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6. Was it at a swinger's convention?
Inquiring (read "nosy") minds want to know.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:50 PM
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8. Man do they ever know how to work those orange wedges
:loveya:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:51 PM
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10. you should have SEEN what we did with the...
sippy-cup

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:53 PM
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15. LOL
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:51 PM
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9. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!
:woohoo: :bounce: :party:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:52 PM
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12. I had sex with a Field Hockey mom once, that way
she could 'tag-out' and have her daughter do me as well - in the back of her Escalade
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:53 PM
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13. the ugly one from yesterday?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:54 PM
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17. No, she was standing guard
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:54 PM
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20. EXCELLENT use of available resources
:thumbsup:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:54 PM
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19. so I guess you were at the convention then, right? n/t
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:53 PM
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14. so was the goal smooth or a rough area?
enquiring minds want to know.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:54 PM
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18. no grass on THAT field baby
:P
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-04-06 04:55 PM
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21. Locking
This is a sex thread.
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