Somebody quick....tell a blatant lie about me!

[Debi]

PLEASE, I really need the attention!

[LaraMN]

1. Debi is Amy Grant's sister.

IDENTICAL TWIN sister.

[Debi]

5. Not a lie...God gave rock and roll to me, gave rock and roll to me

put it in the heart of....me!

[Whoa_Nelly]

You "DID" Dallas

[Debi]

7. How original...and I spell my name Debi not Debbie and I'm not blond

and if you REALLY knew me you'd know that my EX-husband is a Dallas Cowboys fan...therefore I do not like them AT ALL!

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. You changed the spelling of your name

and used Lady Clairol

[Debi]

24. ASS!

:kick:

I'm a respectable woman (well, I do have some whipped cream and handcuffs at home, but those are solely for me and my husband) :blush:

[Whoa_Nelly]

27. Just fulfilling your fantasy

for having lies told about you :D

[Shell Beau]

2. You eat chicken fried in corn flakes while

beating your unruly child at the restaurant while your pit bull is chained up outside!

[Debi]

6. Where else am I supposed to go for a smoke? n/t

[MrScorpio]

3. You have no inner monologue n/t

[Debi]

I hear nossink....

[Hugin]

4. I never lie about someone I've slept with...

*chuckle*

[Debi]

10. You call THAT sleeping? n/t

[Hugin]

14. Ah, HA! You're the one who ate all of the Corn Pops!

I knew it!

[Debi]

16. BUSTED! n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. debi is one of the du'ers i dated

[Debi]

11. You promised you wouldn't tell...

What will my husband say? :blush:

[taterguy]

9. you've got diamonds on the soles of your feet

[Debi]

12. That must be some kind of new age insult

If it's not I have to go get my feet scraped!

[taterguy]

13. Actually . . .

Are you insinuating that I'm a New Age kinda guy? Now that's a lie. It's a Paul Simon lyric from a great album that came out 20 years ago. First things I could think of, not sure why.

[Debi]

17. Now, I have shown my Paul Simon ignorance.

:cry: Is there no turing back?

[taterguy]

19. Turning back from what?

For every worthwhile album I'm familiar with there are hundreds that I've never heard of. I hope things stay that way so I'll always have something to look forward to. The album in question is Graceland in case you're curious. It's about Elvis and South Africa. Chevy Chase appeared in the video.

[Debi]

20. Thanks, something to look for while cruising Amazon!

:hi:

[taterguy]

22. or your public library

That's my favorite source of music that I'm curious about

[Debi]

23. .

:thumbsup:

[khashka]

15. Debi is a freeper

and is trying to get everyone banned by saying nasty things about her.


Khash.

[Debi]

18. ALERT< ALERT> ALERT

I'm SO telling on you! :mad:

[gizmo1979]

25. Debi is the sweetest Duer ever,

She never has a bad word to say about anyone.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. You stood in line for 72 hours with a baby Paris Hilton to get into

the first showing of "Reds" at the nude-theater in downtown wichita while jonesing dangerously from lack of Orange Fresca.