If Debi can do it so can I! Tell a lie about me!

[khashka]

Khash.

[Hugin]

1. I saw you with another man's...

knife!

Admit it!

[Debi]

2. Khash killed Sundog's baby squid and fried it up using Corn Flakes

then fed it to the feral cat from next door who comes over for scraps and song birds.

:cry: I couldn't hold it in any longer

[sundog]

3. then he dumped the feral cat roadside on the interstate

[Hugin]

4. Ah... There, there...

Was it a cleansing moment for you, Debi?

[Debi]

5. Well, after all those Corn Pops I had to get it out of my system. n/t

[khashka]

6. I said tell a lie! Not the truth!

Now what's Sundoggle gonna think?

It was a mercy killing!


Khash.

[Debi]

8. Putting anti-freeze in his tank was not mercy....look what it did to the

neighbors cat! :wow:

[khashka]

13. It was a mistake! An accident!

The mercy killing was sundoggle! We all know how he likes to snort gasoline out of his tank with a straw. I didn't mean to hurt the cat!

I was just trying to liberate progmom from her vile subverience to him. But it all went wrong.....

My motives were good!

Khash.

[Debi]

18. Progmom loved Squiddy

you are selfish and evil!

[khashka]

20. It was a necessary thing

sometimes people have to be saved from themselves.
Just be glad I didn't kill the baby panda, too.

Khash.

[XemaSab]

7. You're really an 83 year old Jewish grandma living in

West Palm Beach Florida who mistakenly voted for Pat Buchanan, thereby costing us the election and ushering in an era of reichwing domination! And you have 5 very small, yappy dogs!!!!!

[khashka]

9. I don't think it's fair Xema

that you tell everyone everything you know.

Haven't you heard of "discretion"?

Sheesh! Can't trust that girl with any secrets!

And by the way, that vote for Buchanan was not a mistake. I just thought he was cuter than Gore.

Khash.

[XemaSab]

14. You go for the red, puffy look too, eh?

:P

[Taverner]

10. You're secretly a Fundamentalist Christian Minister

Primitive Baptist Church :P

[hfojvt]

37. no, he's really

Fred Phelps

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. khashka refuses to eat kashi

Says it's just twigs and bugs

[supernova]

12. There is a picture of you in a Leisure Suit!

:D

[khashka]

16. There is....

But no one will ever see it!

Khash.

[CarpeDiebold]

15. Khashka is a Freep spy

out to infiltrate and destroy the DU community...


:hi:!

[khashka]

17. Damn! My cover's been blown!

Khash.

[Debi]

19. I KNEW IT!!! THIS IS HUGH!!! N/T

[gizmo1979]

21. Khashka likes tall women.

[khashka]

23. That is absolutely not a lie!

Why do you think I spend so much time flirting with KW? Why do you think when she said she was like 6' 2" or so I started slobbering like a puppy?

Khash.

(Tall women rock!)

[gizmo1979]

39. My bad khashka likes

bald women.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. You beat Wilford Brimley to death with a swizzle stick and

fire extinguisher after you and he spent 96 hours in a cheap Vegas hotel with no air conditioning and stained carpeting having a torrid affair that involved sexual kinkiness that even a republican senator would cringe about and far, far, far too many bottles of Listerine and imitation vanilla.

[khashka]

24. I will admit to that

but not in court.

How the hell did you find out about it? I thought I killed everyone who knew.

Khash.

[CarpeDiebold]

25. Khashka is a sexy manhunk

[khashka]

27. And that's a lie?

Do you get some cheap thrill from seeing me cry?

Khash.

[CarpeDiebold]

29. well it's not cheap

but it's well worth it!

:P just kiddin, all the ladies are over you man. surely you're doing something right and worthy of being copied :D

[LeftyMom]

26. Khash is conventional and repressed. nt

[khashka]

28. I'm just an ordinary guy...

Now who brought up nipple clamps? Let me think.....

Could it have been....... well, I don't know......

maybe, LeftyMom?

Khash.

[xmas74]

30. He stole my cuffs and duct tape.

The bastard!

[khashka]

31. I did, I admit it

But only because you wouldn't share them!

Trent NEEDED them! What was I supposed to do?

Khash.

[xmas74]

33. Who do you think I bought them for?

He knew where they were at. You were just jealous.

[bridgit]

32. you, KhashHoney, are a-sexual...

judge my lie by the pound as required by natural law B-)

[datasuspect]

34. two words

glory hole

[tjwmason]

35. Khash is a vicious heartless bastard

who has never done a good thing in his life.

[hfojvt]

36. you're a moderator though

Are you gonna do Dallas next?

[Shell Beau]

Khash is giving me lots of cash!! So nah!!

:P

[Shell Beau]

38. D'oh! Dupey-do