Is there a "heterosexual agenda"?

[undeterred]

And if so where would I find it?

[XemaSab]

1. google "pnac"

n/t

[AntiCoup2K4]

8. I wouldn't be too sure of that

Considering the number of closet queens in the current Republican party, PNAC's gotta have their share. :)

[Zambero]

9. Be fruitful and multiply

However, some of the fruitful multipliers insist on taking this agenda too far. They've never heard of birth control no doubt.

[donheld]

2. Or google "fucus on the family"

:puke:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

20. Try "Fundus on the Family"

better web presence.

[Deja Q]

3. To convert or kill us.

I'll prefer conversion anyday.

[khashka]

14. I'll take kill

I won't pretend to love, sexually, a woman that I don't. It's unfair to me and unfair to her. Everyone deserves to be loved, to be found desirable. Faking that is so fucking goddamn evil ( pardon my French but it is) - so I'll take death before dishonour. I won't ruin a woman's life because of someone else's prejudices.


Khash.

[jonnyblitz]

4. self-delete. nevermind

LOL..my post didn't make sense at second glance. :P

[undeterred]

5. making sense not required in the Lounge

:bounce:

[jonnyblitz]

6. i originally said..

your agenda is to breed more of us homosexuals but that would be the homosexual agenda for heterosexuals, not your own agenda for yourselves. I wasn't thinking. :crazy:

[khashka]

27. Still funny though...

The old "homosexuals doen't reproduce" argument cracks me up. Why should we when we can get heterosexuals to do it for us?

Besides, ever walked up to a lesbian and said "I want you to have my baby"? Those girls know how to throw a punch!

Khash.

[ForrestGump]

7. Gamete dispersal. Upping inclusive fitness. The Selfish Gene.

:D

I haven't exactly been doing my bit to further it, darn it.

[khashka]

10. Yep and it's a little facist

But you're better than that.

If you want to find it - look around yourself.

But who wants to find it? The only important agenda is The Human Agenda. We are all in the same boat, so it behooves us to do the best we can. We sink or swim together.

Khash.

[undeterred]

13. I just think the right conspiracy theories sound so bizarre

especially when they talk about a "homosexual agenda". Like there is a big political plan or something. My gay neighbors are focused on home schooling their kids and giving them a good life. :shrug:

[khashka]

15. The one that gets me

is the Lavender Mafia! I wish I was a part of it ! Am I not enough of a fag or does it simply not exist?


Khash.

(or should I just try harder?)

[undeterred]

19. I never heard of that one!

Google brought me here:

Father Andrew Greeley called it the "Lavender Mafia," a homosexual underground within the Catholic Church in America that has managed to dominate many of the seminaries and must bear the largest share of the blame for the sex scandals afflicting the church. Like the gay underground in the British Foreign Office of the past where for scores of years the road to advancement was open only to homosexuals, the Lavender Mafia has been the gatekeeper determining who will be admitted to seminaries and ultimately to the Roman Catholic priesthood...

http://www.goodbyegoodmen.com/reviews.html

[ForrestGump]

17. It's NOT a little fascist

It's a little bit country

And it's a little bit rock 'n' roll.


:P

[khashka]

22. Would it soothe your feelings if I said

He's a VERY big fascist.

You haven't seen the invasion of Poland until you've seen ForrestGump, ladies!


Happy now?

Khash.

[ForrestGump]

24. Funny you should say that. I'm in the mood for a spot of

invading, right about now.

A 'limited incursion,' at least...

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. It's called the Junior Prom.

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Yes there is.

Getting laid.

[Floogeldy]

16. Yea we want the same rights as homosexuals!

That's all I got.

:shrug:

[undeterred]

21. Well, I doubt we'd want to lose rights

Gay couples have none.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

18. Well most of the heterosexual guys I dated

it was called "getting laid."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. No. But there is a

redneckwingnutfundy"christian"fascistasshole agenda.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. It's in my pants

Oh, wait... those are my keys. :blush:

[LeftyMom]

26. I think it involves s-e-x

:D

[jobycom]

28. James Bond flicks.